AIGodz

I don’t care what excuse you give hubby for not being able to afford to go out for Valentine’s Day, crawl back into your pit and fuck off!

Who’s ready to get blessed with my alpha piss?

I don’t care about your excuses about needing to collect funds for the poor and needy, I deserve it more.

Your brain is already empty so I might as well make bank account the same.

Let’s be honest, everyone knows who the true ruler is!

Admire my superiority while you kneel bitch boi.

Always tribute to your superiors!

Who needs UBER when your dad begs to drive me around like this!

Just took the last of your overdraft limit because your cash always looks better in my hands! Hurry up and get that bank loan because I deserve more.

You know your money looks a million times better with me!

Trying to work out what’s more funny, the film I’m watching or the fact that your dad is on his knees holding my popcorn like a pathetic piece of shit.

It’s Sunday bois, get praying to your real god!

Putting these up on all the streetlights near your home, wonder how long it will take your girlfriend to see you wearing her bra and panties?

I don’t care how pathetic you feel, I want every bit of piss licked from that toilet, you get me bitch?

Which loser is going to get on their knees and sniff my pits after gym? Better than any poppers you’ve got!

Made this piece of shit go get tattooed so he never forgets what he is! Good luck explaining that to your family.

Your dad is fucked up, paying me to piss over his burger in McDonald’s and eating it off the floor like a dog.

He just told me to have mercy on the LGBT community!

I don’t care if you can’t afford dinner tonight, go and beg your family and friends for money and sent it to me! If you’re lucky I might leave you enough to go and get some noodles from the store.

Seriously bro! What the fuck is wrong with your family? Your dad pays me twice a week to dress up as a sissy and take my trash out!

Even in Prison I can make a bitch kneel and beg to be my human ashtray. You’re fucking pathetic.

Your here to make my life easier, so shut the fuck up and empty that wallet.

Look at this freak, begging for my holy water every Sunday, if you pray hard enough I might add some spit to my alpha piss next time.

How does it feel, finally kneeling before your true god?

Making this loser frame my portrait so he can pray to me every night before bed.

Keeping adding to my stacks boi, when I’ve finished my beers, you can start on the hoovering and then fuck off!

I’m going to put copies of this picture up in every public toilet with your phone number written at the bottom. If you’re lucky your family won’t see it loser!

Been busy rinsing this piggy’s credit card at the mall. He’s gonna carry my shopping home now!

Does wifey know you come out wearing her knickers? She will tonight when I show her the photo!

Just finished training with the lads, which loser is going to get on their knees and lick the dirt off my trainers?