Fleet Jeongyeon Gomez

If it helps with your anxiety at all, four fifths of all animals are nematodes.

happy "unearthing the bizarre politics of the shooter" day to all who celebrate the great American tradition

Ryan Murphy just contacted James Franco

No one is saying this

Footage of the alleged gunman.

NYPD has released photos of the alleged gunman who killed the UnitedHealthcare CEO, Brian Thompson.

‪he can kill this bussy next ‬

me saying thank you to the bus driver

christmas shopping for my nephew

loossemble disbanding on thanksgiving

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me checking twitter

evil Madonna:

what happened on set?

i'm just livin that life von dutch cult classic but i still pop i get money you get mad because the bank shut yeah i know your little secret put your hands up it's so obvious i'm your number one

doing research

how do some of you already have 1k+ posts it’s been like 5 days

Yes

me telling someone the secret of how i managed to become friends with the squirrel that lives in my backyard

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and you did it at my bluesky dinner

bluechile 😍🦋

Meanwhile, over on Twitter…

blue sky x
pray 🙏🏻 dirty house🏚
educated 📚 hoe 🚂
a job 💰 gold digger 🏗
clean pussy 😌 stink pussy 🤢
loyal 💍 5 kids 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
faithful 👼🏼 cheater 🖇

how it feels leaving twitter and moving to bluesky

😂😂😂😂😂😂

We're an unserious country