Doug 🌈

Wear😆. 🖕auto-correct

We’re em or else

I love how willing little Marco is to debase himself

Cum distance past the nipples

Joke’s on him. This Congress doesn’t pass any legislation

Spent most of the day without water but that got repaired. Now the power is out. So at least I can now take a shower. In the dark.

Get your trump “I did that” gas pump stickers now before they run out

I’m going to have so much fun with these

I came out to an empty tank with burgers tonight too. Turns out a couple days ago, instead of turning all the knobs to off, I turned them to low and drained the tank. The spare has been empty since last summer. Pan fry it is!

It’s not gay if it’s in black and white

If you didn’t see me do it it didn’t happen

You know what? I can follow Trump’s war, and his involvement in the Epstein files and child rape accusations at the same time

Making sure nobody gets her ball

Goddam, each new trump revelation from the Epstein files makes me 🤢

That pretty much says it all

Alien 3…Prolapse

I put off EVERYTHING. I just thought, Jesus, you can return them. Press “order” dork

It’s kinda complicated but we have two set of windows that are 3 panes and three sets of windows that are two panes and I’m only doing one panel down the middle of the two panes windows. I’m sure that’s confusing but it works 🤣

I’ve been putting off buying curtains for this house that we moved into almost 3 years ago because I was afraid to mess up and get it all wrong. Well, JC Penny is having a buy one get two free sale so I bought them for every room in the house. This is a big commitment people!

Make sure you post the link to the Go Fund Me to pay for the funeral so I can ignore it

I’ve seen some crazy wind in Palm Springs but this is next level

That place is insane and completely not worth it

I moved to LA in 1980. First and second stage smog alerts constantly. I didn’t know there were mountains in front of me driving to work for almost a year and only because it rained and cleared out the air. By the time I left 15 years later it was so much more beautiful

You were warned 🤣

This blew into our yard during the storm. I guess the neighbors aren’t as stuffy as I thought

These candy hearts were not so direct when I was a kid

10/10 evening

All I can say is they are going to be busy af