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don’t forget to love fearlessly you piece of shit

It’s “trendy” I guess

Sometimes the downward spiral is only a little whirlwind in butterfly landing to tend a flower, a part of cosplay, overwhelming still. But it's being handled kink by kink

Not rn babe. I’m tryna put the malocchio on AI data centers & electric companies.

I rly hope all the ppl i let go ahead of me know im still an assassin

(drifting off to sleep)

I bet living in a big strawberry isn't as great as it seems.

Son, when I was your age, apples were as big as watermelons, they were green on the outside, and when you cut ‘em open, they were red and juicy inside and tasted like watermelon

Send lawyers, guns, and money, and sunscreen, and maybe some personal wipes

the heart is a lumpy lopsided fist of a muscle yet I have resisted the urge to hit you with it you're welcome

Sometimes I wanna make my pizza guy play True Blood w me & ask me to invite him in like he’s some ancient Nordic vampire & I smell like fairy

Somebody got galoshes and has been clomping through the house yelling "B! BOOOTS!", which how can you blame me, THEY LIGHT UP!

i get my best ideas when you’re in the shower

they said sleep on it. i said overthink it (built different)

Your package is arriving today

The subtle art of climbing out of the darkness.

my posts are made the old-fashioned way (being insane)

spell it the way you like i’m pronouncing your name how i want to

anteaters should eat a more balanced diet

Leave me on empty, not on read.

Him: that’s what she said

Her: get a fucking hearing aid

I wish my life was as mysterious as one shoe on the side of the highway.

forever on my quest to find the coldest redbull possible

You got me there 😂

Totally should have 😂

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Thanks!

😂😂😂 perfect