Craig 📽️

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going “wow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

Please enjoy my most viral tweet of all time shared anew every year by dozens of slop aggregator accounts far and wide.

There’s a part of me that really can’t pass judgement on the kids getting really into Bowie due to Stranger Things because that was totally me 10 years ago with Perks of Being A Wallflower

writing a strongly worded letter advising them to swap out F1 with 28 Years Later

Congrats to all 12 members of the F1 (movie) fanbase. Their grind never ends

John Goodman is always a good actor but if you ever see John Goodman in a Coen Brothers movie you’re guaranteed to get a transcendentally great performance. They know how to bring out a wild energy from him that very few other filmmakers manage to get

Playing a drinking game where I root around the romantasy section of the bookstore and take a shot every time I a title like “A gaggle of farts and smellers” or some shit

do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao

eraserhead baby bowl

smoking that shit that makes me crawl into the radiator and sing

"I'm one of the few people who's written more books than they've read."

this is why you must always oppose every act an imperialist country does, because then they’ll soon come for everyone

Huge year for Mr Movies himself
#filmsky #Letterboxd

What a run to end 2025!!
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

David Lynch in the filming set speaking in the megaphone. He says “Okay, let's try that again, but this time good.”

Here’s to 2026

Merry Christmas and happy holidays lil people in my phone

This and the discussion about how academics can now just read AI summaries of things really drives home how much these guys always confuse the product for the goal. You don't do a coloring sheet because you want to have a colored sheet at the end!!! The coloring is the point!!!

I watched AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH in Portugal today and I just want everyone to know that the entire movie was subtitled in English in Papyrus.

The entire movie.

Juliette Lewis - National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

Sophie Thatcher - Yellowjackets (season 1)

Watching Christmas Vacation and realising that the Yellowjackets casting directors may actually have been time travellers

i love watching old 80s or 90s crime/horror films cause in every single one the investigator goes to the library

One Battle After Another

Black Bag

Sinners

Pillion

Big year for original cinema.
Movies are so so back.

Screenshot from Batman Returns. Danny Devito as the bizarre homunculus Penguin having a little talk with Christopher Walken as evil tycoon Max Shreck

The part of Batman Returns where two different weird parodies of donald trump have a little conference in a sewer

I need Paul Thomas Anderson and Benicio Del Toro to understand how much “a few small beers” has affected my day to day lexicon

"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up

hi i’m chatGPT and this is jeckoiss

carrie-anne moss on the set of the matrix, 1999