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Mystic Orca

@mysticorca

He/Him πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ The Optimistic Orca! Ξ”Ξ˜ 🐬Phin First and Furry second.
 πŸ’‘The Light of Knowledge, 🌳The Beauty of Nature, 🌎The Love of Each Other.
 ❗️Fan of furry and furry-adjacent kink materialπŸ§ͺ

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I only did it, like, once as a kid but I feel like a lot of my problems could be solved by setting up my tent in the bedroom where I could listen to CDs by day and watch stand up comedy by night.

But alas, these days my tent is too big and my room is too small.

And the husband wouldn’t approve.

12.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a growth aficionado, I have to admit that sometimes I have a desire to get smol.

12.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe we should go to Swiss Chalet for my birthday. The last one in New York closed over a decade ago. I didn’t think I would miss them, but I do.

My parents crossed the border into Canada to have dinner at Swiss Chalet for their anniversary one year.

10.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s kind of exciting, I sent the report in!

09.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I definitely had this problem after hiking the Gorge Trail in Watkins Glen with my sister!

09.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw a green meteor on the way home from the card store. Vividly green with an orange tail. My first thought was that it was actually a plane (or other man-made object) but it fizzled out and I doubt the Iranians are targeting the Buffalo Bills stadium.

09.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We all squeak in here!

08.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Clearly needs to get bigger to finish the job. PUFFFFFFFF

08.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

08.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, I wish I was living in the town I grew up in. Lot more trees and more walkable than where I am now. But it’s sooo expensive…

07.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, not really planning anything yet. I suggested we go to the local Chinese buffet and even that got a lukewarm response. Maybe I’ll take up bowling.

07.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will hit the big 4-0 at the end of the month. Dunno how I feel about that.

I don’t really think about how old I am, I tend to think about how old everything else has gotten. Favorite shows or restaurants are gone. Friends and family who are gone. My parents who expected to be grandparents by now.

07.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I was hoping you’d say that!

04.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The world is going to shit and all we have is each other.

04.03.2026 06:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I need to start cuddling with local friends.

04.03.2026 06:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

That is quite a smile!

04.03.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Hugs*

04.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Huh… I saw a Tesla Cybercab on my way to work this morning. It was kinda ugly. I couldn’t take a picture of it but I’m pretty sure it was this one.

03.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The gang’s all here! Including guest star Ens. Ro Laren (because how could I not?)

Already counting down to the day that I accidentally knock it off the shelf and it shatters into a million (3,600) pieces…

01.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Accidentally made the USS Syracuse…

28.02.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Making a graphic for an SOP at work.
…sometimes I make jokes just for me.

28.02.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same, though. Handles are for toys and that’s certainly what some people are looking for. But I want to be big, rubbery and smooth and easily expandable.

26.02.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome to Utopia Planitia.

26.02.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s giving β€œFeed me, Seymour” vibes.

23.02.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…I think I’m going to keep an eye on my drinks at work a little closer from now on.

23.02.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Creeeeeak!

21.02.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would say more of a trickster than evil…

But I also describe my plans as β€œevil schemes” even if it’s something as innocent as going to the grocery store later…

21.02.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but there is no relation between Jesse Jackson and the Jackson Five.

(It’s me. I thought this for a long time and still occasionally forget…)

18.02.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, dear… it’s been nice knowing you all.

18.02.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0