A hot mess
13.03.2026 22:59
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A hot mess
I AM YELLING
This nigga is playing J Cole and driving 34 miles an hour… let me out
I swear bluesky has better ideas than hollywood 💀
what do you mean there are no new ideas in hollywood. check out my script 2 Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Everything in this thread is likely to kill you.
Primal Herbs Issues Voluntary Nationwide Recall of Primal Herbs Volume Due to Undeclared Sildenafil
![the most gas station boner bill to ever gas station boner pill. huge shinhy embossed text, bright colors, a shirtless flexing cartoon. it says in the center "If product doesn't WORK (trademark symbol) you have bought a FAKE." bottom left hand corner has a circle that says "EXTENSE [sic] TIME EXTENSE SIZE EXTENSE STAMINA" for some reason. bottom right has a sash that says "NO HEADACHE."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:woqp4n65iivagbx2ci3jz35o/bafkreihmbr3wcflxz4uol63g5a3yagmstioz6y5t27aoyrk5j6hqoegxve)
the most gas station boner bill to ever gas station boner pill. huge shinhy embossed text, bright colors, a shirtless flexing cartoon. it says in the center "If product doesn't WORK (trademark symbol) you have bought a FAKE." bottom left hand corner has a circle that says "EXTENSE [sic] TIME EXTENSE SIZE EXTENSE STAMINA" for some reason. bottom right has a sash that says "NO HEADACHE."
the FDA keeps finding viagra in the gas station boner pills
Zendaya reacts to a reporter pointing out her bob at the 2026 ESSENCE Black Women in Hollywood Awards:
“Let’s go bob!”
A reminder of who this racist POS really is.
NYU has ended it's century-old tradition of valedictory speeches because the students keep protesting the Israeli genocide
Happening now: The Bay showed UP for Alysa Liu’s celebration rally in Oakland 🤟🥇
ffffuuuck I am depressed
Who can I email directions to?
No
I love this for her
His own FATHER called her to warn her he was coming over in one of several
Instances of him harassing her. Lock his ass up now!
I know there’s a lot going on, but we can’t ignore this.
Reporter: You said the war is "very complete." But your Defense Secretary says "this is just the beginning." So which is it?
Trump: You could say both.
Someone help me out. What was the promotion? Did they install poles at half court?
Whenever I have a break, I grab my book and start reading. 📚
State tries to protect birth mothers and adoption agency basically says, “Yeaaaa this isn’t gonna work. We’re just gonna shut all the way down.” 🥚
Reporter: You just suggested that Iran somehow got its hands on a tomahawk and bombed its own elementary school on the first day of the war. But you're the only person in your government saying this. Why?
Trump: Because I just don't know enough about it.
Lmaooooo could you imagine trying to draft dodge in a Tesla and it turns off in Texas? Would never happen in a Honda 😂
Hol'on them airstrikes killed his deddy and his old lady??
Oh he ready to slide on mfers.
Kids make it impossible to gentle anything
How tf did a local publication get this as an exclusive?
No one has ever liked Americans overseas. That’s why I tell people I’m from NEW YORK when I leave the country. It actually does smooth things over lol
