I’m genuinely excited for this next chapter of my life because I have so much to gain and so little to lose at this point. Everything still stings, but I’ve put myself on a path that will bring me joy and fulfillment in the long run
The only good thing about losing so many people in such rapid succession, and being treated so cruelly by people who said they’d be there for our family while losing those people, is that there isn’t much else that can go wrong at this point
That is a good question, but I will decline answering it for legal reasons
For legal reasons, I have no comment on whether I agree with or support this opinion, but I do support your right to express this opinion
I just think if your boss gets you to open up about your mental health struggles and gives you the day off to make appointments with therapists while having already decided they’re gonna fire you and take away your health insurance in 60 days you should be allowed to slash their tires or something
That might be a good choice too
Thinking of going from atheist to becoming an evangelical Christian because there are some people who are so terrible and heartless that I have to know that they’ll face some sort of divine punishment in the end
They’re made with sourdough, but they’re not nearly as sour as I would’ve liked them to be. Flavor and crust are still pretty great in spite of that
3 and a half dark brown baguettes on a wire rack in my kitchen. The baguettes all have 3 slashes across the tops and they’re dusted with a bit of flour
I made bread again
Like congrats, you’ve simultaneously stigmatized alcoholism, proven to everyone that you’re a judgmental teetotaler, and annoyed someone who was just having some fun
Gotta love it when someone says “omg can you people even function without alcohol” in response to someone drinking a moderate amount in a completely normal situation like at a party or a concert
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what do you mean the starter pack put me on a post improvement plan
Had a D- in college algebra bc I’m a dumbass and didn’t do 80% of the homework and I was ready to beg the professor to reopen the assignments for half credit so I could pass, but he bumped me to a B- after I got a 100% on the final, LFG
No, no, you don’t get it. He said he wanted the streamer to sit on his face, a completely non sexual thing to want. In fact, assuming he said that in a sexual way just goes to show how much of a pornbrained freak you are
Like usually it’s the other way around. Every other country implements some policy and then we come in years later with 20 blueprints on how to do it properly and then we still mess it up
Pretty neat how we hit the nail on the head when it comes to offering assisted suicide to terminal patients while including enough safeguards to prevent the whole thing from becoming a eugenics program for the poor and disabled
I’ll go to the bathroom 20 times in one night, idgaf
Makes me wonder what’s going through someone’s head once that transition starts. Do they know that this is it? Are they even really capable of processing something like that or does everything just go quiet?
My grandma has been in hospice for a couple months now and her decline has been very slow up until today when she just closed her eyes and stopped responding coherently.
It’s kinda wild how quickly the switch gets flipped from “being in hospice” to “actively and imminently dying”. My dad accepted hospice care, got transferred home from the hospital and was actively dying the next day and passed away 5 days later
One coping mechanism I’ve found to help deal with death is rationalization, so while I’m sat here with my seemingly actively dying grandmother I’m gonna post some thoughts I’ve been having about death and the dying process
My cat named Tom chilling in a basket, looking directly into the camera
Yea, this guy
Exactly!
Yea it’s one of those things people say to sound smart even though it doesn’t make much sense. Similar to “chai tea is redundant since chai means tea in Hindi”
They should change Trevor to Trebor in order to fix it
It tastes pretty good, but the pumpkin doesn’t really add that much flavor and the resulting texture is less than ideal compared to just making a spiced syrup with pumpkin pie spices
Ur gonna lose ur mind the first time you have butternut squash soup
“Erm, you know there isn’t any pumpkin in that pumpkin spice latte, right?”
Of course I knew that, you pedantic moron. Who in their right mind would want a hot squash and milk smoothie?
