Kirsten MacI-

I’m not sure I can mentally handle how exciting that would be but I’ll book extra therapy & get through it

The number of ppl posting in December about what their chat bot thought their weirdest request was like ?????

Exactly lmfao

It’s for sure the same people who don’t wash their legs

How long does it take y’all to moisturize your body white ppl on tik tok saying they don’t have time to do that after every shower????

I did it I’m so brave now I just need to get up the nerve to blow dry my hair

Got all the things to have a rocking everything shower so now all there is left to do is, well, have the shower. But now I don’t feel like I have the energy for it

Gourmet cat dinner for the babies’ birthday

LMFAO unfortunately no

You have to pull yourself up by your bootstraps obviously

It’s the MAHA weirdos

A lot of the current beauty standard is giving “if you saw an animal in that condition you’d call the SPCA”

AI Chat Bots have a tendency of eroding your ability to emotionally regulate w/o their help

Oh it’s been happening for awhile

You have 10 5 star ratings in the Canada Apple Podcasts! Closer than you think 👀

would be very cool to get to 100 ratings (5 stars!) on Apple Podcasts before round 2 🥺🥺

The days are not getting longer because of DST they are getting longer because that’s what happens when the northern hemisphere tilts more toward the sun like I need people to understand the amount of daylight would be the same during DST or standard time.

If you use beef tallow as skincare we can tell and you do smell weird

She’s her

So sorry for your loss, Beth ❤️

Rich parents

The US will take them if you don’t is ominous as fuck

Realized I booked a massage for tomorrow morning….
Waking up at 6:30 to make it there: 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️
Getting to start my day with 75 min of massage for my poor poor back 💰💰💰

Lately I have been ordering “light cheese” and it’s a complete crapshoot on if it will be what I want or the cheesiest pizza ever made. Never just normal and rarely ever actually light

Hummingbirds are pretty fast I don’t think they’d be the most at risk but I understand the fear ! This is why my cats live inside and watch birds from the window 😅

If they were on your porch once they will likely come back!! You can win them over

Ah yes, women were famously safe from men who would drug and assault them before the internet… oh wait

But yes they seem essentially the same and I wouldn’t drink a Caesar bc of the clam or a Bloody Mary bc of everything in it

Bloody Mary’s are tomato juice not Clamato 🫣

Decades? I feel like it’s already happening