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Mom of twins, Jeeper, a blue dot in FL, and trying to make the best of what this timeline handed us. Tweets (or whatever these are now) are my own. Please no DMs.

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Madison about Craig - “He’s really good at making you believe that he’s not THAT way (aggressive)”

The fact that even Madison recognizes how “PSYCHO” Craig Conover can be… #SouthernCharm

05.03.2026 01:21 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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“I don’t even look different… makeup is so STUPID!”

Bravo needs to keep a camera on Molly at ALL times!! The way she walks through life is just so relatable 😅😅 #SouthernCharm

05.03.2026 01:32 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Venita speaks to her friend out of genuine concern of a guy w a proven record of dickheadedness, said dickhead rages on her, everyone is mute. Same dickhead rages at Salley who is meddling in his dating out of obvious jealousy & somehow everyone needs to circle the wagons around S? #southerncharm

08.03.2026 12:41 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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They’re also dumb 😆

06.03.2026 15:01 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I will never understand the chokehold this boy has on people. #SouthernCharm

05.03.2026 23:51 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Madison once said on WWHL that Austen thinks he is the star of the show. He gives off that energy, snake oil salesman. I hate how he has gotten a pass for how he treated Audrey. #southerncharm

12.03.2026 00:32 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Of course Craig doesn’t take accountability, his therapist is ChatGPT!! His whole “I’m working on myself” is him talking to his phone #SouthernCharm

12.03.2026 00:56 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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I'm waiting for the episode where Craig rips off his sweater in a parking lot and goes after Austin. I know it's coming. #SouthernCharm

12.03.2026 01:32 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

#southerncharm episode was so gross. This shows needs to end. The men being gross…the women just boot licking. 🤮

12.03.2026 03:54 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Every season Craig Connover says:

“I’m gonna put in the work to change”

And it NEVER HAPPENS!! #SouthernCharm

12.03.2026 00:56 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
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side note did anyone else notice the girls trying to watch the argument through the window #SouthernCharm

12.03.2026 21:10 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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not the kory keefer jumpscare, why is he here #southerncharm

12.03.2026 15:49 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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Molly perfectly clocked Salley that her “pride” is hurt more than anything since Salley’s used to being the “hot best friend” that gets all the guys

This time Craig chose Charley #SouthernCharm

12.03.2026 00:46 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
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a woman wearing a leopard print coat and a black turtleneck is sitting at a table . ALT: a woman wearing a leopard print coat and a black turtleneck is sitting at a table .

Karma will come for the people who book "this meeting could have been an email" meeting at 4:30pm.

10.03.2026 21:20 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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This is Summit. He is a friend to pretty much everyone he meets. But has a special soft spot for the little critters who stop long enough for him to say hello. 13/10 (IG: bakerbarnes)

10.03.2026 22:51 👍 11741 🔁 1553 💬 257 📌 144
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Spring forward... Fall back... whatever.

Can we just pick ONE & stick with it once & for ALL?!!! ⏰

08.03.2026 18:36 👍 15680 🔁 1967 💬 1348 📌 210
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 👍 39578 🔁 6995 💬 449 📌 177
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Putting the pro in procrastination. 🙄

07.03.2026 21:43 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

If US politicians fought as hard for Americans as they fight for Israel, the USA would have the best Healthcare, Schools and pensions in the world.

07.03.2026 00:28 👍 116 🔁 30 💬 3 📌 1
Mayor Mamdani and a child play with Legos while looking very serious and concentrated. The child is impossibly adorable and wearing tiny blue glasses.

Mayor Mamdani and a child play with Legos while looking very serious and concentrated. The child is impossibly adorable and wearing tiny blue glasses.

No interruptions, please. We’re building universal child care.

06.03.2026 21:53 👍 18404 🔁 2054 💬 194 📌 148
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When you have 3 more hours of meetings but want it to be the weekend already.

06.03.2026 18:43 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Amanda Frances is so bad. She should be on a different show. A show about grifters who steal money from vulnerable people. #RHOBH

06.03.2026 01:26 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

Between Erika and Dorit, I’d say Amanda is in the right place for grifters who steal money from vulnerable people LOL #RHOBH

06.03.2026 16:53 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MS NOW confirms Corey Lewandowski is also out at DHS.

06.03.2026 13:46 👍 11437 🔁 1859 💬 879 📌 413
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The Oysterman Senate Candidate Has Some Serious Accusations About What the Democratic Establishment Tried to Do to Him In an interview with Death, Sex & Money, Platner opened up about his life story—and what he says were threats ahead of jumping into Maine’s Senate race.

Can't imagine why a major political party would frown on a Nazi adjacent neophyte running for senate in their party's name.
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06.03.2026 12:29 👍 211 🔁 61 💬 10 📌 3

Such a weirdo. Wasn’t he the dork chasing Rocky around d the boat after she told him she wasn’t into him? #BelowDeck

06.03.2026 00:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So good! Thanks for the laugh!

06.03.2026 00:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the turtles have liz now. #BelowDeck

25.02.2026 02:27 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I can’t enjoy #BelowDeck seasons where the chef is either a bad cook or good but unhinged. It’s miserable for us all.

03.03.2026 12:00 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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Know it’s almost impossible to NOT hire influencers on RealityTV but I miss the casting of just regular day workers Maybe we need Real World back?? 😅 #BelowDeck #BelowDeckDownUnder #bravotv #realityt... TikTok video by Dustin_Cone

Sometimes I miss the average joe joining reality tv and being either a STAR or the Biggest Villain

Maybe we need to bring back Real World? Idk 😅 #BelowDeck #BelowDeckDownUnder

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xasTfx/

03.03.2026 02:52 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0