Jess the Gray

Saw a discussion about $20 per AI code review earlier today and I think you're onto something.

Not looking forward to my dad discovering this story is about the dress shoe he wore for 25 years. The hilarious bit is the reason he started wearing them is they are made in fairly extended sizing and you can find them across the US.

Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

America is about to learn how tiny the federal gas tax has been all this time. 18¢ per gallon, unchanged since 1993 and not tied to inflation. Fill your SUV’s tank and you can buy half a pack of gum on Uncle Sam.

A WARRIOR FEARS NOTHING, NOT EVEN ASKING FOR HELP.

For those keeping score at home:

I informed Grammarly via email precisely what I thought of their appropriation of my name and reputation and received an email from their head of litigation promising a full response by the end of the week.

To be continued...

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

A bright red cardinal sits on top of the Sideview mirror of a car

The Cardinal jumps down to look at himself in the mirror

The cardinal begins furiously attacking his reflection in the mirror

“Look at that bird”

A Play In Three Acts

he’s gonna give a speech in front of an AI generated banner that says, “ŃMIMMS1ØN ACĞŒMPLISSHEP”

I said what I said.

We're not ready to push forward into the renewable future. We still want to cling to This old silly fossil fuel world that is killing the planet.

If you had an EV that costs under $20K, and subsidized solar cells on your roof, you'd be partially insulated from gas price hikes.

Nathan Cavanaugh Deposition in ACLS-AHA-MLA Lawsuit About the NEH, Part 1 of 6 YouTube video by American Historical Association

Honestly I need historians to be the plaintiffs in every case I cover because if they make it to discovery you just KNOW those primary sources are going public.

Exhibit A: The American Historical Association uploading video depos of the DOGE bros to YouTube.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkCz...

"Please call that swelling in your ankles 'pitting edema' because it is and the term is far more descriptive to the medical professionals" problem is a whole thing.

I don't think you have to Nostradamus to figure that bombing Iran might raise oil prices. And it seems pretty obvious that buying oil in advance of causing an oil price spike might just save Americans a lot of money. But...

...maybe there wasn't much planning?

Occam's razor strikes again?

holy shit

The job title "farmer" has always been intentionally slippery in how most Americans use it.

But in the occupational stats, it's people who own the farm. (They may own all the land, rent some, or event rent all of it, but the farm is still their business that they own & operate.)

Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…

Happy Women's Day from the New York Times 😒

Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies

The clock is evil

TIL the drip coffee at the Ikea restaurant is actually top 10%, maybe top 5%.

Also don't sleep on the falafel meal & chicken wrap.

The number of people who ask if I work in the medical field because I can remember a few latin roots and can work with metric measurements when asking questions has always concerned me.

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

This is deadass ass a theophite post lmao

I just love the fact this company is also one of the few places currently listing software jobs. The economy is doing great.

Reply jumanojamaal1983 49m Close to a million women files for for divorce in 2024 and only a 150,000 men. thats such a big difference. So looking at the numbers men are the ones trying to make the marriage work. Damn. 10 ask_aubry now Men will start whole second families while they wait for their ex to file. ♡ G Add to thread

Funny how they think this is a gotcha, when it's more proof of weaponized incompetence.

A big step in adulthood is realizing that buying fresh ginger and garlic along with having some sesame oil and Shaoxing cooking wine on hand allows you to make all the same sad stir fries you made in your 20’s but suddenly they’re good and you’re good at cooking

Page of forever stamps with a picture of Alex Trebek and a jeopardy style Answer reading “this naturalized US citizen hosted the quiz show Jeopardy! For 37 seasons”

Spouse who is an immigration lawyer just got the world’s greatest USPS forever stamps for his mail

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her