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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner

@cumpassionate

Chicago-based cubby geek. Physically 6’. Mentally 5’9”. I look like I’m in my late 20s but I’m actually a 400 year old dragon so.

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Latest posts by Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate

The real fire was the friends we made along the way

04.02.2026 21:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hi good morning

02.02.2026 14:51 👍 48 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Wait. The shorts are cute. 👀👌🏻

01.02.2026 05:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This Drag Race experience ad on sniffies is perfect marketing.

25.01.2026 18:52 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Chores are done.

11.01.2026 21:06 👍 46 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0
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Florals in winter. (And pikachu)

10.01.2026 13:49 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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RHOSLC right now

07.01.2026 01:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oops. Happy new year

02.01.2026 13:45 👍 62 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1
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Good morning!

22.12.2025 14:36 👍 37 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Woof thanks! It’s a big waste without a hungry pup around to lick it all up.

28.11.2025 05:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Good morning! I’m going back to bed 😴

16.11.2025 12:45 👍 84 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Thanks darlin!

14.11.2025 04:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She’s the last thing you see in a snowstorm before you’re murdered.

13.11.2025 18:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh it’s daddy bois. 🪲

13.11.2025 15:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Do you like the team? Are there enough divas?

13.11.2025 13:37 👍 53 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Well thanks babes 😘

09.11.2025 04:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥵👌🏻 no notes.

08.11.2025 17:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*zooms in to check out the line up*

08.11.2025 16:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Omg is that Jane Silksong 😱

07.11.2025 01:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Arc Raiders

Solos Vs teams

05.11.2025 04:33 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have the exact same problem

30.10.2025 13:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Bark

28.10.2025 15:04 👍 80 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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Got a taste 😋

02.10.2025 13:00 👍 114 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

Looking cuter than the Glintstone Labubu

26.09.2025 20:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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They really need to patch this out.

14.09.2025 20:04 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They gave me grippy socks when they saw the conditional formatting.

11.09.2025 19:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have informed my therapist of “good boy points”, a parasocial metric I use at work, sports, and relationships.

Our sessions have been extended.

11.09.2025 18:54 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He deserves life in prison.

07.09.2025 15:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thoughts on Silksong- man fuck these ants

05.09.2025 03:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Woof, respectfully

28.08.2025 23:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0