Trending
LINCARD1000's Avatar

LINCARD1000

@lincard1000

I ate all the pies. ngai Aotearoa ahau. Filthy SJW and unrepentant lefty, greeny, hobbyist sci-fi writer, non-heterosexual πŸ˜πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ he/him, 18+

525
Followers
977
Following
3,106
Posts
18.09.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by LINCARD1000 @lincard1000

The sheer, unbridled and arrogant entitlement of that useless, christofacist oxygen thief Luxon is staggering.

I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire.

14.03.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Such a great resource, that site.

14.03.2026 07:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

14.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re all so bloody useless.

14.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice. We’ve been getting a few of late as well, although they’re being manually (humanely) dispatched via lead-based cranial infusions.

14.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone have some spare spikey metal studs? I’ve run out half way through completing my spiked apocalypse crotch armour.

14.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€£πŸ’―

They’re all so fucking bad at it, aren’t they?

14.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is fleet admiral major general grand poobah Willis suggesting we invade Iran to secure the oil?

No? How about Venezuela?

Oh, wait…

14.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

True, true. Nature is both beautiful and horrifying, a duality where you can’t have one without the other πŸ€”

13.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The horrors are unending…

13.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just watched a β€œstory” on TVNZ1 news about canine blood banks worried about running out of blood. They rely heavily on greyhound blood as it’s universal, but greyhound racing is going away soon (considered inhumane). Got a real feeling that it was a soft advert by the dog racing industry πŸ€”

13.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@kiwiev.bsky.social Just been reading through the various comments on some of your posts here. You’ve obviously reached that state of β€˜famous enough’ that attracts some really deranged reply-guys. I’d imagine it’s probably fairly tame compared to yoot-oob or Facepalm comments, however! 😬

13.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The important thing is they destroyed the tambourine so the kid couldn't use it any more

13.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking eeeeeeew.

13.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Husband has one, they’re very nice.

13.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

13.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you need me, I’ll be in the driver’s seat of the cuck-car 🀣

13.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep forgetting you’re local, will have to keep an eye out for you. If you get honked at by a yellow one, it’ll probably be me 😁

13.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine keeps yelling at me to β€œKEEP EYES ON ROAD, SCHNELL ACHTUNG HERR RAUS NAUGHTY LITTLE GIRL SPANKY SPANKY TIME!”. Well, something like that, unless I forget to turn it off.

Yes, ma’am, sorry ma’am, I’m a bad little boy…

13.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s bloody awesome!

13.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just sad they rename some of the Chinese models for western markets. Would be kinda cool for you to be driving around in a β€œFunky Cat” 😁

13.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Most of those aid things are there purely to knock up the safety ratings, and in some models they can be quite β€œaggressive”. Heh, love me some sports mode, makes me feel like a bit of a teenage hooligan 😁

13.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The friend is a terrible enabler 😁

13.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s got some little annoyances (mainly the driver monitoring stuff), but that’s easy to disable. Very pleased overall. Seeing quite a few of them now around the Tron. I suspect it’s going to be quite popular.

13.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh you got one! Nice 😁 Are you liking it? Which spec did you end up with? Very exciting!

13.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a cartoon seagull eating a chip on the back of my lurid yellow BYD Atto 1 EV, also known as a β€œSeagull” in its home market.

Picture of a cartoon seagull eating a chip on the back of my lurid yellow BYD Atto 1 EV, also known as a β€œSeagull” in its home market.

A friend gifted me this funny little cartoon seagull eating a chip (French fry), now on the back of my BYD Atto 1 EV, known as a Seagull in the Chinese market. Just like a seagull, I’ll swoop in, steal your ghost chips, shit all over everything, then fuck off 🀣

12.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Just the usual horrors, sadly.

12.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Been quite enjoying that β€œrunning saga” of the Talaxian furfly throughout the series 😁 And enjoying the series overall. Entertaining, humorous, heartwarming… it’s good stuff despite the occasional weak points. And great actors!

12.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fellow #ESO players! πŸ₯°

12.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a fabulous design, beautifully rendered πŸ₯°

11.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0