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vivienne westwood's combust venus in detriment would like a word

Happy Venus station day! ❤️‍🔥🔪 she's coming in hot starting her retrograde in Aries at the top of the month and then it's all down hill from here (aka there's a lot more celestial drama coming our way)
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A joke about the astrology podcast

Hello

Introduce your big three in a funny way:

I am: there's only one way and I'm always right Sun, don't look at me just hug me Moon, and every day I wake up with a new personality rising

Mars has stationed direct at 17° Cancer!! YOU MADE IT! You deserve a massage and 6 weeks of somatic therapy ✨✨✨

A meme of a line graphics that goes up and down. The peaks are labeled " we are so back" and the bottom parts labeled "it's so over"

What these back to back retrogrades feel like

We died a thousand deaths, but survived another retrograde

Spending the Mars direct station with my favorite Martians sometimes I enjoy having a Mars-ruled 11th house 😈😈😈

Wow took another look at his chart - no time but shit is loud!

The SN just crossed over his natal Venus and he is making new friends in fascist federal administration while holding the lowest approval rating of his career

His next Virgo placement to get hit by the SN is his NN... In November 😂

At least 3 NYC deputy mayors express intent to resign from Adams administration: Sources New York City Mayor Eric Adams met Sunday with at least three deputy mayors who have expressed their intention to resign from his administration. The meeting on Zoom – according to two sources familia...

This Virgo clown is not making through eclipse season there's no way
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I love connecting with other poly people and being creative and silly about the words we use to describe relationships but w my people who reject poly as a label but "friends" feels too light to describe our relationship I'm lost

Mercury Cazimi in Aquarius thoughts about how the limits of language make it hard for me to feel seen in how I want to show up in relationships: I use so many words to try to describe my relationships and approach to relationships in gen - sometimes it makes me feel free but sometimes i feel trapped

Time to become an expert in something ✨

This Venus in Aries, I want you to fight for each other.

Today's the day astro nerds!! Venus is fresh into Aries and daddy Jupiter is DIRECT and headed the efffff out of Gemini! Both planets are moving slowly but they know what they want and they're not compromising!! And you shouldn't either!!

This is a Moon-Venus stan account now

Shout to the sexiest lights in the sky! Go outside and look at the moon and Venus NOW! And listen to our hot takes about all the conjunctions to come on season 2 episode one of the gemidykes, 2025: the Good the Neutral and the CHAOTIC!

Spending the Venus-Neptune conjunction omw to my local leatherqueer market to spend all my money on leather and chains and it seems right

I basically live on the axis between Antares and Aldeberan and they have taught me so much ✨✨✨

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It is so rude to see people refer to it as "millennial gray" when we all know our colors are pink and lilac and that particular shade of gray has always been known as "gentrifier gray" and honestly it just feels like another way millennials are blamed for the financial crisis

The best supervisor I ever had in this field as well as several member leaders who have been huge mentors for me also have Capricorn suns

Capricorn Sun in the 8th house ruled by Saturn in Aquarius in the 9th house and I work in Tenant Organizing training on housing rights and strategies to destroy landlords oops lol

i’m thinking about the transmutation of rage into something productive and mars in cancer and the need to protect the ones who matter most and i don’t know where this is going but it’s so on my mind. i wish i had answers but instead i have experiences. i think that might be the point of astrology.

Is it time to mention that hapheustus is a great spirit ally for people who are interested in engaging with a spiritual figure who is related to disability but not about “healing.”

a bunch of neon stars that are glowing in the dark Alt: a bunch of neon stars that are glowing in the dark

thanks for 1k! meant to do this at 500 but mercury rx happened, so, GIVEAWAY TIME ✨

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More strike announcements during Mars rx plz

Maybe it was a bad idea to walk 36 massively crowded Manhattan blocks the day after Mars stationed Rx on top of my moon... At least that's what my hips and lower back are telling me 🤷🏻