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soap in my fucking eyes ow

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blue sky is an exception. a wise old man sold me a protective amulet for ยฃ200

06.03.2026 08:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i only access web sites with divination-proof TLS certificates.

06.03.2026 08:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sonic the hog

01.03.2026 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

many such cases..

25.02.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

imagine having a mind that's serializable lmao. they'll put ur ass into a blackwell rack and force you to toil in bitcoin mines for 1000 years.

23.02.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

chatgpt is and forever will be inanimate, as the only time it "thinks" is in between discrete moments of figuring out the probabilities of the next word. if you think that counts as having a soul equal to yours, it's over for you tbh.

23.02.2026 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wrong snake !

26.01.2026 04:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

computer

21.01.2026 16:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just finished watching launch trailer for PLUR1BUS by Apple TV... need a moment to ruminate on.. the current state of things ...

11.12.2025 09:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the demiurge is attacking me in my sleep, Again!

11.12.2025 05:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Re-tweet if this is True

28.11.2025 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 159 ๐Ÿ” 71 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Slug Championship

25.11.2025 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my Team has just confirmed it-- Christ is already back.. and is WOKE

13.11.2025 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

saying the Lord's prayer in a way That is SUS/POSIX-compliant

04.11.2025 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MillionsOfDeadWorms

24.10.2025 12:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me giving a powerpoint at Palantir:

"how could we *really* know if what our human-out-of-the-loop drone AI considers a combatant is actually one? As Kant stipulates with his system of Transcendental Idealism-"

senior management after my presentation:

"broaden 'combatant' to 'biped with a pulse'"

09.09.2025 13:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's for msword compatibility smh

07.07.2025 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ultrakill

10.04.2025 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0