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she/her, bi/ace 30+ pfp by hattedhedgehog. ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ writing fucked up fiction forever

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Universal Basic Income

10.03.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 445 ๐Ÿ” 86 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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URGENT: We need help to pay $13,000 in vet billsย so we can keep rescuing cats and kittens Please donate

I know, I know. Everyone is in desperate need right now, but our rescue needs some help paying vet bills.

The benefit is, if you're in the US, our bills are in AUD and the exchange rate is very much in your favour! Please throw us $5?

rescue-cats-safe-haven.mygiveeasy.com/this-is-our-...

09.03.2026 02:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 165 ๐Ÿ” 110 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

08.03.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 11593 ๐Ÿ” 3289 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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a man in a blue tank top is screaming in front of a baywatch sign Alt: a man (Dwayne Johnson)in a blue tank top is screaming in front of a baywatch sign. All his buff muscles are on display.

Between pottery classes and trying to clear the invasive plant all over my fence... I guess it's gonna be Strong Arms March.

I'll be ready for the Ides, I guess. ๐Ÿ˜‚

08.03.2026 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Imagine a @grogcult.bsky.social video game? I imagine it too often ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ”ฎโญ๏ธ

08.03.2026 13:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 251 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€œBe kind, be involved, believe in your art,โ€ he said. โ€œAt a time when people tell you art is not important, that is always the prelude to fascism. When they tell you it doesnโ€™t matter, when they tell you a fucking app can do art you say, if itโ€™s that important, why the fuck do they want it so bad? The answer is because they think they can debase everything that makes us a little better, a little more human. And that, in my book, and in my life, includes monsters.โ€

โ€œBe kind, be involved, believe in your art,โ€ he said. โ€œAt a time when people tell you art is not important, that is always the prelude to fascism. When they tell you it doesnโ€™t matter, when they tell you a fucking app can do art you say, if itโ€™s that important, why the fuck do they want it so bad? The answer is because they think they can debase everything that makes us a little better, a little more human. And that, in my book, and in my life, includes monsters.โ€

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

05.01.2026 02:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 19136 ๐Ÿ” 7522 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35 ๐Ÿ“Œ 76
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 26113 ๐Ÿ” 10242 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74 ๐Ÿ“Œ 201
A covered litter box. A fluffy kitten sits inside, facing out, her little front paws resting on the bottom edge of the entrance opening. She looks a little concerned.

A covered litter box. A fluffy kitten sits inside, facing out, her little front paws resting on the bottom edge of the entrance opening. She looks a little concerned.

This pic for a litter box looks like the kitten is working at a beachside snack shack and it's her first day and in her head, as she says, "Welcome to Herring House, how may I help you today?" she's silently thinking, "Please just want oyster crackers," because she ate all the herring.

07.03.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 235 ๐Ÿ” 47 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ญ the worst. condolences <3

08.03.2026 02:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An amateur pot, thrown from 1lb of clay. It's wider at the rim and has a twist in it that almost looks intentional (but was not).

An amateur pot, thrown from 1lb of clay. It's wider at the rim and has a twist in it that almost looks intentional (but was not).

Managed my first piece that survived all the way to cutting it off the wheel! Very pleased!

07.03.2026 01:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 10199 ๐Ÿ” 2911 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 176 ๐Ÿ“Œ 353

AHHHH!!!!

07.03.2026 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of a black and white ink drawing surrounded by little trinkets. The cover reads Kinktober 2025 in a medieval font. There is a frame surrounding it that has inked flowers as well as three sets of knight couples fornicating and a little knight getting a blowjob from a lindwyrm.

A picture of a black and white ink drawing surrounded by little trinkets. The cover reads Kinktober 2025 in a medieval font. There is a frame surrounding it that has inked flowers as well as three sets of knight couples fornicating and a little knight getting a blowjob from a lindwyrm.

Realized I never shared the cover of this one. I usually get lazy when I'm done with Kinktober so I just do a digital cover but this year I had an idea for something more fun.

06.03.2026 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 543 ๐Ÿ” 54 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kฤkฤpล chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

06.03.2026 04:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 6417 ๐Ÿ” 1753 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67 ๐Ÿ“Œ 64

๐Ÿ˜ญThanks. It's very not fun, that's for sure.

04.03.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah we are like. Fully imploding. I am not having a good time.

Thank you!

04.03.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh lord yeah that's awful. Make it the right description, then!

I'm looking, as are about half the current employees. I hope so, but I just got this house so I am in a pretty tight spot

04.03.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's mismanagement on so many levels.

04.03.2026 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

-- our org being restructured and many roles being removed including the one I applied for four months (of radio silence) ago, which is still up on our website along with other openings that don't exist, while being told to "go ahead and apply" to new roles.

Tension and distrust are so high rn.

04.03.2026 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had my meeting with management. They're making stupid choices and shouting down any questions and concerns raised. Policies being enforced unevenly, communication poor (being told it will be improved by everyone being in the office, as though they cant send mass emails)--

04.03.2026 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oof I hate the sound of loud lawn equipment. Condolences. I'd rather visit your yard! I'm knee deep in plans for my own-- how to replace the lawn and encourage natives. Been reading a lot about biodiversity!

04.03.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh god you know it's going to be a rough week when your new boss (who has been here 5 weeks) asks "do you do this" in an email that lists 5 basic job duties that take up half of all of your work.

yeah hon. I do that. Ya know. My job.

03.03.2026 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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they're trying to kill my beautiful wife (ao3) but the doctors (volunteers) in the ER are doing everything they can.. come home wife .... the kids miss you........

02.03.2026 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1773 ๐Ÿ” 87 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Am I doing a marketing right?
Anyway shop.crowsnest.quest buy comics and games and cards plz.
Our credit card bills. They need paying. >.<

02.03.2026 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you live in the UK or Canada? Could you spare an hour to help me with an important science project focused on excessive packaging? (all you need is a ruler and a basic kitchen scale) ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™โ™ป๏ธ

03.03.2026 07:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A drawing of my knight and minotaur OCs enjoying some off time in the forest. The knight is bent over a log, hose pushed down to expose his ass. The Minotaur is tightly pressed to him, fucking him from behind. The sun in the back is rising in soft oranges and yellows.

A drawing of my knight and minotaur OCs enjoying some off time in the forest. The knight is bent over a log, hose pushed down to expose his ass. The Minotaur is tightly pressed to him, fucking him from behind. The sun in the back is rising in soft oranges and yellows.

Morning Glory

02.03.2026 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2428 ๐Ÿ” 540 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the kind of wisdom one would hope to find in anxient tomes ๐Ÿฉธ

01.03.2026 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3601 ๐Ÿ” 1537 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

๐Ÿซ‚โค๏ธ

02.03.2026 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine was a 6 week class and I get access to the studio for all that time, so I'm gonna look up some videos and teach myself, I suppose. But hopefully next week will be better!

Do you think you'll take another?

01.03.2026 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you know that the bees that need saving are NOT honeybees?

Honeybees are the dairy cows of bees. People brought them over from Europe to make us honey.

The problem with honeybees, esp in resource-limited ecosystems (like hey! cities!) is that they compete with our native bees for food.

01.03.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2093 ๐Ÿ” 675 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76 ๐Ÿ“Œ 57