Christopher Caldwell

The Constitution is law. There are processes to applying this law.

He has not been convicted of engaging in an insurrection. He is the sitting President. You saying he is not the President does not make that true. You do not have the power to remove him; congress does.

submissions — neon hemlock

We have only 61 stories submitted for WHAT ELEGANT STARS so far. I suppose a lot of folks will submit in the last month, but that still seems low. Though the theme is more specific than some previous ones, so folks are less likely to have anything ready to go.

www.neonhemlock.com/submissions

He’s pretty, but relying too much on slinky litheness

Like I already have a short story to here a terrifying diva has a parade in I Want that Twink Obliterated, so I probably shouldn’t write that

I have a lot on my plate right now!

Except for Quistis, none of the heroic characters have style worth gagging over.

Now Edea….

They what now?

They only clarified that caffeine containing beverages weren’t restricted in 2012!

I mean there was that whole thing where they forbid Black people from ordination and therefore their highest level of salvation until 1978

You can’t just move it into place?

Hello as a greeting is about as old as the telephone

I use kilograms as default.

Pounds are a British weight! Which is why people who use Stone are 12 Stone 8 pounds or whatever

In theory, I think the democratisation of criticism is a good thing. In principle it’s tainted by people who don’t bother to learn anything about what they’re reviewing, and are mostly looking for freebies

Just watched a food influencer send back a dish with actual black truffles because it wasn’t truffle oil…

I have no real idea how many pages 5000 words is. MS pages don’t translate to book pages, and I won’t even pay attention to the MS pages until I’m ready to send it in.

I heard someone refer to the agents as sloppelgangers and couldn’t stop laughing

Almost certainly some sort of fraud, and potentially defamation. It could absolutely be reputation damaging

If there were any justice, Grammarly would be burnt to the ground and the earth whence it stood would be salted so nothing could ever grow again.

Dreich, drookit, pure Baltic, smirr

Well, at least in repose his cold, dead eyes would be closed

I prefer Fahrenheit for cooking. The extra granularity is useful. Am okay with Celsius for weather

And they mix it with pounds *and* it doesn’t scale up by 8 or 16 like other imperial measurements

“How many stone did he lose?” Might as well be “How many apples tall is she?”

I may be British now, but I refuse to learn what a stone as a weight of measurement is.

I’m too innocent for such things

Ohh. That’s the stabbing meme guy.

Who would ever want to stab you with a dagger?!!

Has Mr Beast ceased being famous?

But he doesn’t even have a moustache!

I mean, I don’t know who Flynn is, and barely what tangled is

If he touches cold iron he’ll have to release you from bondage and be banished for 7 years