Thrash Slinging Slasher

I know I shouldn’t, but if I could have just a little hypomania, as a treat, to get through all this work that’d be great.

There’s two ts, but yeah.

I may not be particularly good looking, or charming, or fun a parties, but yunno what? I am a forgetful person and I don’t remember what my point was.

Sometimes life takes interesting turns. Sometimes it just plummets into the toilet. Yep.

Maybe if I drink lots of caffeine and move around real fast the anxiety won’t be able to catch me.

Unethical pro life hack: get your monies worth at the doctor by stuffing your pockets with rubber gloves, cotton balls, and q-tips.

I may not be good at much, but sometimes my brain does some pretty cool things.

Baja blast for breakfast was a bad choice.

I just don’t think yellow is a very good bath bomb color.

Day off and new paintbrushes/canvas? Hell yeah!

My brain is so exhausted. I only have about two more months left working 6/7 days a week. 😀😭

One of these days I’m gonna get my shit together. Maybe not today, or tomorrow, or the next day, or next week, or next month, or next year. But someday.

Sleepy time tea? Check. Cozy fuzzy blanket? Also check. The ability to sleep? Completely absent.

I wish boys would bring milkshakes to my yard.

I’m just very excited at the possibilities my stupid decisions may be opening up.

What I’ve learned about hockey so far from watching Heated Rivalry is that it is almost as gay as roller derby and more monogamous.

I accidentally stabbed myself in the leg, and then got a concussion the next day. At this rate I might just make my insurance deductible.

Why did the 90s love to make fun of sushi?

It’s already been taken down from the government website.

If only given the opportunity, I am confident I could successfully eat roughly 5lbs of sesame balls.

Here’s one video shared with us of the state-ordered execution. The man was beaten in the head with a gun, shot once, then shot five more times while on the ground. State-ordered executions continue.

Target bananas are bull shit. How do you mess up a banana?

Is it imposter syndrome if I’m an actual imposter?

I’m so ready for this episode to be over.

I love my internship already. 🖤

I forgot about this painting until I stumbled on this picture of it. I have no idea what happened to it.