John Carus

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B BC NEWS SCOTLAND BBC Scotland News @BBCScotlandNews 00日. NEWS X.com I've lost friends since joining Reform, says Lord Offord

Fewer people sit next to me on the bus since I started shitting my pants

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

Yup, spot on.

And people are still “sniggling” at him..🤭

I still cannot believe Starmer could have been so stupid to appoint the disgraced slimy Gobshite.

Why the hell did Starmer pick Mandelson? The latest mug on the media round had no idea | John Crace Nick Thomas-Symonds unravelled under barrage of questions – as PM instead bored some mothers and babies in Belfast

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Tony Blair’s oil lobbying is a misleading rehash of fossil fuel industry spin Ex-PM’s thinktank urges more drilling and fewer renewables, ignoring evidence that clean energy is cheaper and better for bills

There are quite a few cynical and sinister figures in British public life. But Tony Blair is among the very worst. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

We live in an era of perpetual outrage. The right are so at war with everything that I reckon that if you were to put the late Queen and Churchill on every bank note, coin, credit card and forehead in this country they'd still be screaming and beating their chests over it.

Honestly think it could make the rightwing spontaneously combust if we switched to the Euro. The “not coping” would power the grid.

I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

100% agree

As usual with @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social

He is the very worst of humanity, a carbuncle on the backside of decency and all that is good.

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Just bought it, Otto. 💥

Churchill has only been on the £5 note for 9 years.

People on the right are absolutely insane - but I thank them for boosting sales of Fake History which is currently a very affordable £5.95 on all good and bad websites...

Ferrari is a disingenuous bastard way way past his sell by date

Zero chance of that happening. Fatrrari was on ITV this morning discussing how Starmer must resign. Gobshite.

This one from the Eye?

Apparently Question Time is heading to Clacton.

That’s a sure fire way of ensuring Nigel Farage won’t be on it…

#NigelMirage

Apparently, Kegseth hasn’t destroyed their ability to drop truth bombs.

No successful British ambassadorial candidate ever before told the PM: "Some of my best friends are convicted paedophiles."

@mrjamesob.bsky.social doesn’t.

after Kemi Badenoch's hapless PMQs performance, Spurs have approached her to manage the men's team

Fab pic. 💥💥

Badenoch, Farage and Neil not just reverse ferreting, @lbc.co.uk they seem to be suffering from a chronic dose of advanced flipflopification.

Gives Arseholes a bad name. Two Twats.

But my favorite pictures from Venice is not cats but this combination that I think of as “missed connections.”