Bethenny Frankel slashing her face open on Instagram reels with a janky glass cupping/gua sha doohicky is NOT FUNNY
Bethenny Frankel slashing her face open on Instagram reels with a janky glass cupping/gua sha doohicky is NOT FUNNY
Bethenny Frankel slashing her face open on Instagram reels with a
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Let’s do that in the sandbox, ok?”
I hate the type of Instagram ad that’s like
WE ARE LOOKING FOR 25 LOCAL PEOPLE
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to buy our thing
Just opened fb (deleted my real one years ago but recently started a dummy acct for marketplace) and accidentally tapped the cursed reels tab and the literal first thing it showed me (based on no algorithmic data other than that I am shopping for bookcases) was an AI video of a ballistic missile
Google search bar reading “Sun explode when”
“did Timmy just lose his Oscar?”
“use code CHALAMET for 14% off tonight’s performance of Turandot 😏”
[front-facing video of miranda priestly monologue but about ballet rather than fashion]
Davidovich Fokina’s butt. Sorry, Davidovich Fokina.
Davidovich Fokina’s butt. Sorry, Davidovich Fokina.
Quitting my job to focus on getting a tennis butt
Large round drain in a manmade lake. Blue sky, mountains in the background
Do we think the beast living at the bottom of this thing is hiring
Omg
Having a good-not-great sumo orange
When I say “I’m such a Samantha” I’m talking about her:
So so sorry to hear it
A photo of my tv screen showing 4 people standing in stadium seating, facing away from the camera
Came home from a tennis tournament to see we’d been papped watching someone else catch the ball Zverev surely intended for us
(can’t sleep so obviously reading about the 2019 Grammys)
I, like Kacey, still don’t grasp the math behind how Golden Hour beat any one of these, much less all three, but remain happy (& sad at the same time) for her
✔️ Invasion of Privacy
✔️ By the Way, I Forgive You
✔️ Dirty Computer (HELLO? 😫)
I’m far from the first person to make this point but Hasan Piker is not the ‘Rogan of the left’ because normal people do not know who he is! He can interview whoever he wants it genuinely does not matter even a little bit!
Yes! Why is he everywhere
At least we won’t have to see her face in line at TSA anymore
implementation person who’s been holding a project back for 2 weeks now just pasted troubleshooting instructions to me from chatgpt and it’s put me on the verge of making a permanent decision about a temporary problem
EMILIA, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.
DO YOU?
They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.
PEPFAR, the program to stop hundreds of thousands of children and adults from dying of HIV/AIDS, was $6.5 billion a year.
Citrus season > Apple season
A museum print of a Wayne Thiebaud painting hanging in my dimly-lit dining room. In the glass you can sort of make out my gay ass (actual ass not pictured)
evening
RADZI BACK AS FRIEND-OF #RHONY
world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.
My god YES
GO?!!!
OR GO AHEAD.
Was in a bit of music rut and finally fixed it by going back to my roots: early-thru-mid aughts Rufus Wainwright (🤌) and waddaya know? Today I wake up and a Republican President is starting a war in the Middle East! Art really can be a time machine 🙃
“…’bonesmashing’ have you heard of this?” NO and we do not need to stop this it’s not too late
The “god I love insurance” character from Fantasmas
Every couple months CVS sends me a text asking if I want to refill my tretinoin and if I say yes they send me a second text saying it’s not up for refill yet.
