an unmonetizable air of melancholy

Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.

HAPPY SIBLING RANE SATURDAY EVERYBODY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 i took a break from life to write about...(checks notes) nipple piercings for the two-faced shrimp god. and sex-god-hunger-death-murder-killing, of course
archiveofourown.org/works/62506537

prev post that happened to my buddy faulkner tsv once

A man is about to undress for his partner. He says "before we have sex, I should warn you... I have crab." His partner narrows his eyues and asks "uh... do you mean crabs?" The crab man says "no, it's just the one." He pulls down his pants to reveal a hermit crab is inhabiting his urethra. The other man is clearly not down.

JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts

JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts
theonion.com/jd-vanc...

Planet earth u are under arrest

it's such a bastard to turn off AI features because we're still in the 'artificially inflating the value' part of the tech bullshit hype cycle & somewhere a man in a suit has to say "we already have x million users!" to another guy in a suit

inauguration is tomorrow

yet another example of democrats handing donald trump a win for absolutely no reason

psyche-lock 🔒 #aceattorney

cloak thief!!!!!!!
#DGS #TGAA #TheGreatAceAttorney

Just saw a no-longer relevant evacuation notice on instagram from five hours ago and remembered — that’s right, due to hyper-monetization every major social network no longer shows you life-saving breaking news as it happens.

They turned it over to an algorithm that finally noticed “he likes fire.”

The image is from a "Transparency Center" document and lists guidelines regarding acceptable and prohibited content for insults. It mentions: 1. Insults about: Character, such as cowardice, dishonesty, criminality, and sexual promiscuity or immorality. Mental characteristics, including but not limited to accusations of stupidity, intellectual capacity, and mental illness, as well as unsupported comparisons among politically correct (PC) groups based on inherent intellectual traits. 2. Highlighted section: The document allows allegations of mental illness or abnormality when tied to gender or sexual orientation, referencing political and religious discourse about transgenderism and homosexuality. It also acknowledges the non-serious use of terms like "weird."

Meta literally created a LGBTQ exception for calling someone mentally ill as an insult. You can't do it for any other group except LGBTQ people.

Man standing next to kid in bed saying "of course I'll always protect you. As long as it financially benefits our shareholders"

I don't know the answer (I do actually it's No) but I think the Billionaire class should continue conducting horrifying experiments on themselves to find out. Go on rich man, I'm sure you'll squeeze out a few more years if you inject some more weird bullshit directly into your spinal fluid.

it’s comforting to know that the worlds dumbest billionaire built a truck that is an active road bomb that is only purchased by the worlds dumbest guys

this shit is a natural consequence of the supplement / bio-hacking culture rampant across right-wing media. these people are absolutely convinced their diet of organ meat pills, creatine and zinc makes them immune to colds so if they get sick it must be a conspiracy

💜❤️

"What trillion-dollar problem is AI trying to solve?"

Wages. They're trying to use it to solve having to pay wages.

all my plans for the rest of the year

as someone who got laid off from a netflix show six days before christmas, i can attest to how many notes could be boiled down to “this is too interesting and fun”

Digital art of a black cat wrapped in christmas lights and a red bow around its tail. There is a little border of greenery, pinecones and little stars

Merry Crisis ✨🐈

HAPPY ALMOST CHRISTMAS EVERYONEEEEE

If an elected official in their 80s can't string a sentence together, it is not ageist to point that out. Part of why the gerontocracy exists is because the news media is so squeamish about calling this stuff out

“you’re 25 and you’re using :3 ?”

yeah because i’m full of fucking whimsy and childlike wonder