LoS Draws 🔞 (@monsterfucker)

Seth has a very specific THING and that involves where her partner finishes 🤣

10.03.2026 15:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good morning, my monsterfuckers!

Has your character ever given a blow job?

Luka: "Yes"

Jas: "Of course"

Astrath: "Yes, but not my favorite"

Seth: "No, that's not where the cock belongs"

Kel: "Absolutely not"

Scyene: *Cough* "once"

Melody: *blushes and looks away*

Thera: "Mm-hmm"

10.03.2026 15:14 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 11 📌 1

ALWAYS

I have been drinking so much tea, actually

10.03.2026 14:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

gotta find me a big dick alligator gf

10.03.2026 13:21 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

A still from Disney's animated film Peter Pan with the crocodile lounging in shallow water, looking upwards with a sly smile.

Oh, they know.

10.03.2026 11:23 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

That's usually me, as well, but my partner was keeping a close eye on me

10.03.2026 12:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AND they have a higher chance of maternal mortality because of the difficult and complicate birth situation!

10.03.2026 12:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah yes the SNAKE BALLS

The bee penis thing almost makes the mantis mate devourers or the anglerfish mate absorbers look tame

10.03.2026 12:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not gonna lie, thats metal as hell

Peregrine falcons are also the fastest birds on record iirc

10.03.2026 12:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Peregrine falcons don't incapacitate their prey by stabbing or slashing with any of their pointy bits. They ball their feet up into fists and PUNCH their prey at over 100 mph.

Yes, it's a literal Falcon Punch.

10.03.2026 04:55 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

I just giggled and coughed up half a lung

To be fair, a large portion of the human clitoris is inside as well. Its a surprisingly large organ

10.03.2026 12:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had the biggest crush on him as a kid

He was so damned excited about animals in a way that just screamed pure joy, too

10.03.2026 12:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I slept! More than normal!

🤣

10.03.2026 12:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That stuff is mostly placebo but it is MAGICAL because it lets you sleep through the yuck

10.03.2026 12:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes to both

10.03.2026 12:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did!

I even slept in. Got 8 hours!

10.03.2026 12:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YES

Exactly

(I am on the daytime stuff now, so I am less enlightened)

10.03.2026 12:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

At a moment's notice!

10.03.2026 12:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In my headcanon, there is now a jingly, cheerful bell when this happens

10.03.2026 12:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For the record I have come to the conclusion that I can see time and have transcended the mortal need for sleep

10.03.2026 04:35 👍 46 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0

I have consumed the green medicine

I shall either go silent as I conk out from nighttime cold meds, or I will progressively get more nonsensical as I fight against the sleep that is relentlessly consuming my grey matter

10.03.2026 04:06 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

I'm gonna make him a character now

10.03.2026 03:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I will probably refine this sometime when I am less yucky 🤣

10.03.2026 03:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SHARE THEM

10.03.2026 03:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

OPENS MOUTH.
CLOSES MOUTH.
I HAVE THOUGHTS.

10.03.2026 03:32 👍 20 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

I have a way of describing things that make people wince

Just wait til I get going about my opinions on food textures

10.03.2026 03:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0