Koh The Nutt Stealer

Happy birthday!!! 🎉🎈

😭😭😭😭😭 I looked to my right and my glasses were sitting next to me. I was so mad lol happens too often

Limp wrist powers restored or whatever. After 2 months I finally shaved and cut my hair. I no longer look like a bridge troll 😅

Me: Why is everything so damn blurry.

Also me: *is not wearing glasses*

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😂😂😂😂😂

Happy MF birthday 🎉🎉🎉

I love a nice bush. Need a lil something to tickle my nose while I’m

I need to get dug out.

Pinned down. Choked. Stretched. Flooded. Repeat.

Bestie is finally here!!! Game Over lol about to spoil the FUCK out of my buddy. Luxurious house, lots of food… whatever the fuck he wants.

Seriously… the next Animal Crossing game gotta step its pussy up. ACNH was fine and I enjoyed it, but there wasn’t a whole lot to do. You eventually hit a point where you’re done. There’s so much to do and accomplish in Pokopia, making it feel exciting, and with potential DLC coming this year.

So fucking stupid. Ruining my already fucked up sleep schedule, and for what?!?! 😭

“Dynamic pricing” is exactly why my location is turned off for most apps.

How does one withdraw from the Daylight Savings account?

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I was up 21 hours and the time change made it worse, especially since I only managed to sleep like 4 hours. I want to scream. May be a bit loopy today.

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I have been awake nearly 24 hours…

I had several…

Batman TAS
Bonkers
Monster Rancher
Mummies Alive
Rugrats
Aaahh Real Monsters
Digimon

Yay! First Pokemon Center has been rebuilt.

It’s crazy watching this and seeing just how much LA has changed since this was made. So many businesses and landmarks are gone, neighborhoods changed, you don’t see as many Black people anymore…

It’s a classic that’s slept on!

Me too. It has been a recent hyper-fixation to have French toast every morning lol

Starting my Saturday by watching my favorite 80s movie

Gooooood morning hoes ☀️ Hope y’all have a great weekend.

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Sometimes I hate how insatiable I am cuz I need more. And by more I mean

Oh I have every intention of going, I’m just hoping he doesn’t end up doing something stupid that leads to me having to cancel. Cuz I will have to take matters into my own hands.

With that orange lunatics antics with Spain I’m wondering if I should still go. Everything is paid for [and refundable], so Imma be pissed if I have to cancel.

Someone tell me to finish Fire Red cuz I’m so invested in Pokopia that all other games I’m playing probably won’t get touched for a while 😅

Pokopia is overwhelming, but in the best possible way. There’s so much to do and it’s all been exciting. My first Pokemon Center will be up and running tomorrow, and that’s when I’ll be focusing more on building up my first area as much as I can.

Thank you, thank you.

Finally got some [good] dick, about to eat a bomb ass sandwich and a strawberry shortcake, and just chill the rest of the day on some clean sheets playing Pokopia. What a great Friday it has been.

I wish I could afford to go back to school cuz I wanna get my anthropology degree. And my theatre degree. I was so close to being done with both.