Eli

Rowdy Roddy Skywalker

if they're calling it the Reichstag fire themselves doesn't that sort of give the game away

the virgin quitting the website because you saw a topic you didn’t like versus the chad not even reading anyone else’s posts

me: [looking at my stomach in the mirror]

her: are you checking yourself out? you know what you bring to the party

me: yeah, an umbilical hernia

okay, now i’m definitely being catfished

Look at this fat little potato I love her.

Photo of Robo, the perfect all-black cat, lying in his bed with Mr bisque rubbing his foot in the foreground

wondering what his feline mind palace is like

Phlat Phil Phriday

fav if you're having a garbage day, repost if it's just the regular horrors

Keep focus on the music. New album rips.

Evie

The outside enjoyer

All mecha are female. You can tell because if they were male they'd be called mecho

turn left in 300 yards charlotteeee

Howard screaming

HOWARD

He remains extremely Raffley!

Grey and white British Shorthair lying on top of someone and reaching up with one paw towards the camera while looking up into it, making it seem like she's taking a selfie. One little tooth is poking out of her mouth.

This little devil waited until I was just about to finish my time sheet before stepping on F5.

I am once again posting this for no particular reason

It’s my fiancé’s birthday! @edsin.bsky.social ❤️

thank you for my presents and your presence ❤️ i love you so much

fellow yiddn, have you signed on yet?

You’re playing fetch wrong. Let me teach you.

this is what the fake news timeline hath wrought. there is empirical evidence that Charlie Brown had no hoes, yet i’m forced to fight for the truth.

yesterday i was in 2 separate but related arguments about whether or not Charlie Brown had hoes

The Napoleon Dynamite actor pointing on the box of a vintage game of Quip It.

The pointing wojak guy

a calico kitty lying down on the top platform of a large cat tree

visiting Big Gwerber, who is enjoying the very tippy top of the cat tree

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 1h Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass" 9 • 176 Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social You mean look up the questions.

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

I had two (2) protein shakes last night, i’m gonna get huge