4th haim sister

maladaptive daydreaming is meditation for posters

You did???

awesome

Just birthed an idea. Call me a single parent

saw this tweet (a screenshot of a tweet posted to Instagram by @taylorlorenz.bsky.social lol) that made me think of Jia Tolentino’s essay on the ‘ideal woman’ and how eating at sweetgreen optimises time spent scrolling. makes me feel better about hating sweetgreen

BYOB (bring your own bush)

I’m more out of the woods

Who

lol. lmao, even

Wow really glad you posted this

your outie doesn’t hang out with trump supporters. your outie knows what ‘concept album’ means. your outie listens to chappell roan. your outie just hired a new stylist.

Posted at 5:42 am 😭 seems like you skeeted now slept later

planning a surprise party

get to work <3

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

snl anniversary special has yet to make me laugh :(

“Stewart’s innovation was the idea that an everywoman could in fact become a superwoman — and that once she did, she could still pretend to be an Everywoman, more or less” (written by Joan Didion on Martha Stewart) is SO Taylor Swift

“the question of who this woman actually is versus who she’s pretending to be” pretty much sums up the parasocial fervor around Taylor Swift

Reading this piece in the New Yorker on how Joan Didion’s profile of Martha Stewart in 2000 was an early critique of “what we now call the parasocial” - her critique/observations are relevant to the way Taylor Swift balances being aspirational and relatable and to the way fan’s gobble up details.

maybe taylor swift had the severance procedure it would explain a lot

omg I have to google this!!

Wait what are the pumpkin anons?

Just sprayed febreeze right by the air vent and it sprayed it back in my face

Your lowercase a game 😭

the person working at the reference desk of the library just asked me how to spell feudalism we are so cooked

Since I’ve been getting a ton of questions I’ll just clarify that yes I was with my fellow HAIM sisters in Taylor’s suite yesterday, I was just so focused on football I was never in view of the cameras

friendship is the most beautiful thing in the world

glen powell in drag in the RAM commercial. maybe we haven’t regressed

putting my tampon in vs taking my tampon out

the new Kaylor