Trending
Melanie, Pine Barrens Witch's Avatar

Melanie, Pine Barrens Witch

@mausoleia

Rolling too many critical fails.

74
Followers
186
Following
14
Posts
12.07.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Melanie, Pine Barrens Witch @mausoleia

Big day for people who care about other people

05.11.2025 03:38 πŸ‘ 7497 πŸ” 1617 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 21

So happy for you both!

05.05.2025 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING
Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought.
To be led by a coward is to be controlled
by all that the coward fears.
To be led by a fool is to be led
by the opportunists who control the fool.
To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen.
To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies.
To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.

From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears. To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool. To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen. To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies. To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.

from β€œParable of the Talents” by Octavia Butler

16.02.2025 14:28 πŸ‘ 18268 πŸ” 6518 πŸ’¬ 367 πŸ“Œ 394

I got a DM from them and it took a really weird turn. Now it makes sense.

05.02.2025 17:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two black dogs named Sylvie and Cooper are snuggled up next to each other on a rumpled gray comforter. Their deep brown eyes are inviting you to join them.

Two black dogs named Sylvie and Cooper are snuggled up next to each other on a rumpled gray comforter. Their deep brown eyes are inviting you to join them.

Cooper and Sylvie send snuggles.

07.01.2025 05:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Santa Claus's Coming To Town (with lyrics)
Santa Claus's Coming To Town (with lyrics) YouTube video by EndaVanera

youtu.be/tI0o4WwpXTY?...

14.12.2024 05:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This may be helpful for you new followers. You can block every single person on these lists. Just click on the subscribe button and it will give you the option to block every one on it. Here’s the first: bsky.app/profile/did:...

06.11.2024 21:49 πŸ‘ 15576 πŸ” 11087 πŸ’¬ 1535 πŸ“Œ 1757

β€œI wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "lol," said Gandalf, "lmao.”

06.11.2024 13:52 πŸ‘ 186 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The political pundit class is literally all just one giant anus farting in a trenchcoat and 250 tiny noses snorting the results

14.07.2024 13:26 πŸ‘ 576 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 6

'Tis the season
youtu.be/tI0o4WwpXTY?...

07.12.2023 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like for Charles Koch to die next.
Reskeet for Rupert Murdoch to die next.

30.11.2023 02:44 πŸ‘ 1156 πŸ” 507 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 20

Maybe even worse than a wedge salad is a chain-restaurant side salad.

13.11.2023 04:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
All the Things I Want "An imaginary shopping list, whose first item is the undoing of a war, and whose other items are equally implausible"

here is a short piece of antipropaganda about wishing for impossible things: peace, safety, to hold gods hostage to their promises, to befriend a talking bird, to live in a loaf of bread. https://theswordandthesandwich.substack.com/p/all-the-things-i-want

15.10.2023 22:49 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 9

Separate sheets and blankets are mandatory. I only wish finding separates was easier. So many places just sell sheet sets, so there's no way to get our required configuration.

10.10.2023 04:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
SHITS BEEN GOING REALY BAD FOR YEAR’S DAMB IT LOOK’S LIKE THIS WHOLE SHITY PLANET IS COMPLETELY FUCKED ITS NOT YOUR FAULT UNLESS YOUR A BILLIONAIRE HEARS WHY I THINK: Bank’s Dont Let You Drink There Water anymore, Feel’s Like some One Always Wathin Me When
Im Takin a Crap, Hair Get’s Tangled Up More These Days, Less Places To Loiter, Pepole Get Mad When I Re Use Hot Dog
Bun”s, Seems like Soap Doesnt Get Yuou Clean Any More, Keep Noticing Theirs More Bugs Inside, Probly More Shit To DONT ASK ME HOW TO FIX ALL DA
BULL SHIT IM BUSSY AND I NEEDTO
RELAX A LOT SO I DONT GET EVEN
MORE PISSED OFF!!! IM STILL OUT
HERE KICKEN ASS AND BLOWIG BIG
CLOUD’S OF WEED SMOKE!!! BITCH!! I BEEN A CUSTOMER AT THIS DAMB
GAS STATINO FOR LOGER THAN YOU
BEEN WORKING HERE SO LET ME
CHILL IN THE PARKIG LOT, ITS THE
TRAGEDY OF DA COMMON THAT I
CANT HANG OUT HERE ANY MORE ZOO’S SHOULD HAVE DOG’S THERE YOU CAN PET
FUCK CRAFT BEER JUST GIVE ME A NORMAL ONE
YOUR IN DA MOTHA FUCKEN SHARE Z0NE NOW BITCH!!!!! YOUR IN DA

SHITS BEEN GOING REALY BAD FOR YEAR’S DAMB IT LOOK’S LIKE THIS WHOLE SHITY PLANET IS COMPLETELY FUCKED ITS NOT YOUR FAULT UNLESS YOUR A BILLIONAIRE HEARS WHY I THINK: Bank’s Dont Let You Drink There Water anymore, Feel’s Like some One Always Wathin Me When Im Takin a Crap, Hair Get’s Tangled Up More These Days, Less Places To Loiter, Pepole Get Mad When I Re Use Hot Dog Bun”s, Seems like Soap Doesnt Get Yuou Clean Any More, Keep Noticing Theirs More Bugs Inside, Probly More Shit To DONT ASK ME HOW TO FIX ALL DA BULL SHIT IM BUSSY AND I NEEDTO RELAX A LOT SO I DONT GET EVEN MORE PISSED OFF!!! IM STILL OUT HERE KICKEN ASS AND BLOWIG BIG CLOUD’S OF WEED SMOKE!!! BITCH!! I BEEN A CUSTOMER AT THIS DAMB GAS STATINO FOR LOGER THAN YOU BEEN WORKING HERE SO LET ME CHILL IN THE PARKIG LOT, ITS THE TRAGEDY OF DA COMMON THAT I CANT HANG OUT HERE ANY MORE ZOO’S SHOULD HAVE DOG’S THERE YOU CAN PET FUCK CRAFT BEER JUST GIVE ME A NORMAL ONE YOUR IN DA MOTHA FUCKEN SHARE Z0NE NOW BITCH!!!!! YOUR IN DA

DAMB - dashare.zone ADMIN

15.06.2023 18:34 πŸ‘ 603 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 8

as per ritual, all of Feinstein’s interns will be interred with her. That’s why they’re called interns. ‬

29.09.2023 12:54 πŸ‘ 969 πŸ” 192 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5

Lord of the Rings? Hobbits? Cozy? Weta Workshop? YES, PLEASE.

22.09.2023 17:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need this

youtu.be/S8X3psFrQd4?...

22.09.2023 17:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Bridge Access Program | CDCCenters for Disease Control and Prevention. CDC twenty four seven. Saving...

PSA: the CDC has a program that pays for your COVID vaccine if your insurer won't. The guy at CVS told me that my insurer had not added the new vaccine to its formulary yet, so I'd need to pay $190. I told him about this program, showed him the website, and paid nothing. πŸ€—

19.09.2023 21:20 πŸ‘ 3772 πŸ” 2601 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 86
Post image

Can confirm.

19.09.2023 05:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Once again, I DO NOT recommend students go to libgen (dot) rs and download books for their upcoming courses. I am NOT advocating for getting and sharing free pdfs of required texts. DON'T DO IT.

Once again, I DO NOT recommend students go to libgen (dot) rs and download books for their upcoming courses. I am NOT advocating for getting and sharing free pdfs of required texts. DON'T DO IT.

Avoid them as much as possible, the links go:
libgen.is
pk1lib.org
ethos.bl.uk/SearchResults...
sabaq.pk
sci-hub.se
archive.org
lej4learning.com.pk
pdfdrive.com

Avoid them as much as possible, the links go: libgen.is pk1lib.org ethos.bl.uk/SearchResults... sabaq.pk sci-hub.se archive.org lej4learning.com.pk pdfdrive.com

You also definitely don't want to be installing the unpaywall.org chrome extension. After all, who needs a super handy #openaccess tool that allows you, with a click of a button, to access any closed article?

You also definitely don't want to be installing the unpaywall.org chrome extension. After all, who needs a super handy #openaccess tool that allows you, with a click of a button, to access any closed article?

I also HATE this website archive.org, i do not recommend!! Definitely don't use email generators to "borrow books from there
9 2
17 203
Β© 1,765
Lazarus Long @LazarusLong13 β€’ 7h
To clarify...because each email is linked to a set number of books, do NOT use
guerrillamail.com
to generate unlimited emails for unlimited books?

I also HATE this website archive.org, i do not recommend!! Definitely don't use email generators to "borrow books from there 9 2 17 203 Β© 1,765 Lazarus Long @LazarusLong13 β€’ 7h To clarify...because each email is linked to a set number of books, do NOT use guerrillamail.com to generate unlimited emails for unlimited books?

You would never do this.

Warn your friends to never do this. Never ever.

The best ppl warn everybody.

21.08.2023 13:53 πŸ‘ 3740 πŸ” 2282 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 115

Kilauea is erupting again! www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBh-...

11.09.2023 01:45 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

i am begging everyone to always read their alt text

10.09.2023 20:40 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Drop something blue from your gallery.

08.09.2023 04:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Moon's got a halo over here.

31.08.2023 04:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

The description...

19.08.2023 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

What are you doing, Target?

19.08.2023 15:42 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0