i love the blowjob brothers but can they make them women
14.03.2026 03:00
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I clown on CanCon a lot but gotta say βIβm from Waterloo where the vampires hang outβ is maybe the best line delivery of all time. Saluting Always Sunny guy for a surprisingly serviceable Canadian accent
14.03.2026 02:33
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estrogen would not have saved him
12.03.2026 20:38
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yeah that was a real fucking move. jesus christ. π«
12.03.2026 20:29
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fuuuuuuuck what the hell
engine of hell leave Luna alona π€
12.03.2026 14:27
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πββοΈ
12.03.2026 14:14
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"suck my dick and gorbs" β @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social after dunking Gorb, the Great Mind
12.03.2026 05:59
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don't forget sunshine!
11.03.2026 15:24
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Left And Leaving
YouTube video by The Weakerthans - Topic
11.03.2026 13:07
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Jack White has yet to be held accountable for most things
11.03.2026 13:05
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but for now... there are twice as many stars as usual.
11.03.2026 12:32
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for a good time call me ishmael
11.03.2026 06:51
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my liberation is valuable to others? okay. is my liberation valuable on its own? do I have value even when im not being brave. what if I want to give up some days. what if some day im tired of fighting. I am not a machine.
11.03.2026 05:03
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don't call me brave for wanting to live. everyone wants to live. I am tired and want to live. I'll fight, sure, the same way someone else would in my shoes. but wow im tired.
11.03.2026 05:00
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No more brave. You are banned from calling us brave. Venmo a trans woman you donβt know $50 for your sins.
11.03.2026 02:38
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11.03.2026 01:45
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losing my shit I wanna say so many THINGS
11.03.2026 01:08
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Watching my girlfriend stream a Mario taking all of my willpower to not type SHE LOVES PIPE every time thereβs a pipe
11.03.2026 00:23
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who the fuck is marten
10.03.2026 21:17
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10.03.2026 17:28
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ARTIST'S STATEMENT:
It's fine if you jack off to this.
I hope it turns you gay.
putting this in the front
10.03.2026 13:56
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did y'all expect better from a man named chris cocks?
10.03.2026 15:42
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to be fair, neither was the word!
10.03.2026 15:40
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our girl knows the face of the true ass god
10.03.2026 15:38
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conspiracy by Big Ass
10.03.2026 15:22
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*WHOLE-ASS
10.03.2026 15:16
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thank you, lmao
I hope each post serves well as a whole-as meijer's bingus trait
listlovers hate to see my comma-separated melange of run-on paragraphs
10.03.2026 15:11
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i don't know shit about pokΓ©mon natures but whatever four friends just popped off the hopper are closer than something unfounded and nearer than something so far
10.03.2026 04:29
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the crack is frozen, that infinite moment. you fiddle and flip in your mind. sound in perpetuity. all around. you scrub and you scrub like the playhead might polish a way through the towering wall. some chasm of truth, now before you. too narrow. but you go.
they will not find your body as you did.
10.03.2026 04:27
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