TrishMichaelsKC

Woooo girl, strap in and rnjoy that ride

Someone on Grindr had the screen name Doge Father and the profile pic is Elon Musk. Eww Nooooo

That was supposed to be a question. Is there a helicopter race or something?

There’s some sort of helicopter race today in KC, I’m at the dog park near liberty Memorial and there has been a steady stream for an hour of helicopters, the same color going back-and-forth every few minutes from north to south and south to north. All of them are identical to this one.

I will say it’s been a long long time since I’ve had someone treat me that way

So to the homophobic black man driving a white flatbed truck I guess you forgot there was a day and age where you were not allowed to exist or use the bathroom. I didn’t engage with you so try kindness and minding your own business.

Supoosed to say I said what are you talking about….

All by myself in my car with the window cracked I’ve been here maybe three minutes and a black man walked up to me and said hey we don’t play that homosexual gay shit around here. So what are you talking about? I haven’t even talked to anybody staying to myself in my car you homophobe..

So pretty though

LETS GO

Darren who? #kubball #brysontiller

Bahahaha nailed it 👏👏👏👏

If either QB wins MVP of this fame something is wrong unless something dramatically changes

Statehood for Puerto Rico

It made my hips work 💃💃💃

Me too, thanks

Facts

I’m predicting at least three times more People watch the Super Bowl halftime show as they do watch the turning point alternative halftime show

I can’t wait for the Super Bowl ratings to come out and they say this is the most watched Super Bowl halftime show ever

Don’t tease me, sir

Agree

He should be so lucky lol. I will only get married again if my spouse and I can live in separate houses lol

Me too

Scared the hell out of me it happened so fast since he was coming around a curb we didn’t see him until the last second

Me too I had four passengers in the car and the drunk guy in the passenger seat, pronounced his love for me after I swerved and missed that car so I have that going for me

All bad stuff I assume lol

Bahahaha

Don’t drink and drive kids. I need a shit my 👖emoji for that

So last night, I’m driving for Lyft and it’s about 1:40 AM. I’m going south on I 35 and getting off the Broadway exit as I come around the curve on the Broadway. Exit a car was coming the wrong way doing about 80 miles an hour headed right at me. I swerved to the side of the road and missed them😬

Wanna hear what a fat ass I am? I just ate a whole ass dinner then fell asleep on the couch while asleep on the couch. I had a dream. I’m eating a steak dinner.