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Stan Dalone

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Progenitor of grip and dip cuisine.

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An opinion that makes you a fringe radical in this country is that the life of a person who is not an American citizen is not an abstraction, and is worth just as much as that of an American citizen

10.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 1274 πŸ” 310 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5

That is the correct pronunciation.

09.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to do it just to piss him off πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 182 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

05.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 4995 πŸ” 1339 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 129

Fat stupid piece of fucking shit

08.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AWWWWW nice soundtrack too

08.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

True, he is almost out of time.

07.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: 

Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A!
I ate a hamburger and said hooray!
Maybe it will happen today!
 
The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. 

You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

16.05.2025 13:30 πŸ‘ 4496 πŸ” 1011 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 16
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My daughter has a loose tooth, play the loose tooth mix

07.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The people of Coburg have no reason to worry about using their $100,000,000 bridge at this time. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

07.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tis true. Not much of a reader am I πŸ˜”

07.03.2026 06:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a bridge over a body of water with a white house in the background ALT: a bridge over a body of water with a white house in the background
07.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So true queen

07.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 365 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

As a career fed let me say this pen is where it’s at.

05.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome to Apnea Chat

05.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Big shock. Who could have seen this coming? The tech press is absolutely on the hook for pushing and platforming this huckster idiot for so many years and now he's stolen your data and your tax money. Stop listening to morons.

27.02.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Rubbing a little gasoline on my gums then grinning and nodding to my boss before he pays for his fill up.

04.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nooooooo!! I know how a spoon works! *spits on a spittoon*

04.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey good news, they want you to play a major role in Hollywood’s big new western! Yeah, they wrote the part with you in mind. They want you to play the DANDY! 🫡 πŸ˜‚

04.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Jay testing out his flip phone’s digital zoom in low light.

03.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Soon! πŸ™

03.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nooooooo! I didn’t act fast enough! ☹️

03.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

03.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

02.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This reminds me, I haven't watched Ren and Stimpy in forever

02.03.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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LAPD addresses using food delivery robot video footage in recent arrest The Los Angeles Police Department released a statement this week addressing the use of video from food delivery robots after several media reports claimed companies were providing footage for use in i...

It’s open season, folks!

01.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Nobody has ever gotten the better of Ilhan on Twitter.

01.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 404 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

I’m not surprised he aligned himself with a despotic regime. Would be equally unsurprised to see him aligned with a heavily armed leftist guerrilla group. His politics were very mushy indeed, but now he’s gone. Dust in the wind.

01.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ken got too big for his britches!

01.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0