kai !! ✌️

my sister will message me while we’re talking on the phone smh

my stepmom and i will text each other from a few rooms away to ask random questions

eating a bowl of cheerios when i first get up has somehow become a necessary ritual and i have no idea how or when

the property brothers are so hot that there had to be two of them to handle how much hot there is

dumb ways i’ve died so far in botw:
- blew myself up
- drowned in water barely above my head
- rode my horse off a cliff

i call my fob flag my emo pride flag

got velcro strips to hang my pride and fall out boy flags hell yea

more sunlight = the vitamin D you’ve been lacking that caused the seasonal depression you just suffered through.

no more complaining.

close up shot of mini coffee tins made of paper boxes with golden buttons as lids

top shot of mini coffee tins showing golden lids, one with a “coffee” label

and the finished products for my tiny coffee shop 😍☕️

#miniature #artist

first attempt at ever filming myself making something, at double speed with a solid minute or two of dropping and looking for shit cut out. also cropped weird bc i dont have a tripod

got 3 words into this post and thought Phan

what fall out boy album is this from

as someone who’s attempted in the past and struggled a lot when i was younger, i agree with east. asking for help feels impossible but i promise you its worth it ❤️

think i’m getting a twilight tattoo next month 🐀✨

i’m glad you’re here and hope you’re doing as best as you can be and have some support rn ❤️❤️

lore drop when my gf and i were like 14 and on a date a waitress once somehow thought she was my mother

thank you!! they’re sooo sore from the big jump up but i love them

cannot fucking believe i stretched my og lobes by myself with VASELINE no fucking wonder i ripped them both

side view of my right ear, with double conch piercings, double flat helixes, double side helixes, main lobes stretched to 9/16” and second lobes stretched to 6g (4mm)

side view of my left ear, with conch piercing, industrial bar, floating helix, rook, double side helixes, main lobes stretched to 9/16” and second lobes stretched to 6g (4mm)

the swelling went down a bit so everyone check out my second lobes

one of the best songs ever written

ironic that his name rhymes with twink

BRETAH OF THE WILD JUST CANE IN THE MAIL BYE GUYS

i barely fuckin worked this week i wish i had energy

very uncanny valley

omf i’m a ‘98 baby and was in college with kids who graduated high school in 2023. i felt ancient

there’s a bigger age difference between me and almost every friend i have bc i have a late summer bday 😂😂 i just love callin robby a baby as if we wouldn’t have been in the same class in school

exactly i’m sure my stepmom is happier i used it this way

also i swear to god my ex only opens our big group chat after i send some horny ass shit

god damnit i had such energy and motivation for work today and then i spent it unloading the dishwasher instead

me when i’m 6.5 months older than someone