Fr. Damon A. Tritle

I just assumed.

Born this way.

This is utterly uncivilized. And yet I’m sure you will refute this somehow, citing various European nobility sleeping habits or something. lol.

I am unreasonably excited that I’m making a frozen pizza.

I actually burst out laughing. SAVAGERY.

Lurking.

We have a hawk that perches atop our rectory, right outside my window, and kills random small animals. It’s remarkable.

The tile work alone is phenomenal!!!

Nor should you.

It’s the only way.

Happy day off to me

Pour some sambuca in that bitch.

All espressi should be served “Corretto” frankly.

Yes, this app is a little clunky, but it’s getting better.

Having a parishioner with a pool is a game changer. I am, however, one again….an TOMATO.

perché non c'è alcol?

My brother in Christ….

State the ingredients.

Sir, the heat has gone to your brain.

Kannst du deutsch!?

This is deeply upsetting. But I have a feeling this is what you want.

I’d say one in 4. But when you get that good one….. *chefs kiss*

Narrator: “he does not.”

I gotchu

No air conditioning?

Writing a sequel to Jason Aldean’s “Try That In A Small Town” called “Also Try This In A Small Town” about trying to find a restaurant open later than 8pm

He is in for a surprise.