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10.03.2026 11:32
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It's only Tuesday morning, and I already don't give a fuck
I'm sorry. Mine wasn't great either 😕
Guys, I'm sorry, but we had a little problem with gravity, and we need to set the clocks ahead one more hour
They are the bestest of buds! 💚🤎
Establish dominance at your morning meeting by staring at the table in a silence--just passed the point it becomes uncomfortable--then look up, uttlerly deadpan, and say, in a thick, croaking New England accent: "'Pers to be a storm abrewin,..."
The high-octane coffee, combined with a potent edible hangover (fuck parsing words - I'm still fried), to create a perky motormouth. I need someone with a tranq gun NOW
Yesterday WAS Hell 😂😣
GM 🖤 Happy Monyay 😩
Aaaaand everyone take your positions...
Special forces unit, "Hasselhoff's Cheeseburger." We heard of you too, Plissken
Are those Bette Davis flies?
I've always rooted for the monster
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And that's when shit went off the rails
Rogue AIs need love, too 😞
But seriously, you monkeys aren't ready for Disclosure
Thanks, I'll remember that! I'm good now, fortunately. I'm back to my baseline level of paranoia
They can track me by the candy wrappers. Consarn it!
I don't get it either
Much like a raccoon, she explored the empty office building, scrounging for snacks
Anxiety level: Bjork
And then the paranoia set in...
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It's funny you mention that because I'm one of the people who can really blast through work high at times, and I'm cooking now
I've done enough cosplay to say this is partly inspired by real events
What they don't tell costumed vigilantes ahead of time is that that suit get fun-kay
