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blue pikmin with the text "i'm fag?"

blue pikmin with the text "i'm fag?"

billie joe armstrong verse 2 of american idiot:

10.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe.

10.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At the time, I felt like it was a letdown because the advertising didn't do it justice. Now I feel like it's a letdown because it was incredibly optimistic about consequences befalling cops.

10.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An out-of-context frame from Strange Days, with Lenny Nero's grinning face plastered on a giant screen in the middle of the chaos during Cyberpunk LA 2000's New Year celebration.

An out-of-context frame from Strange Days, with Lenny Nero's grinning face plastered on a giant screen in the middle of the chaos during Cyberpunk LA 2000's New Year celebration.

Strange Days (1996) is hard to watch in places but also an incredible, formative movie that deserves more recognition.

10.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Grammarly turned me into an AI editor against my will and I hate it The company tells Platformer it will let experts opt out of the controversial feature β€” but how different is it than what every other AI company is doing?

Wait, what?! Grammarly made an AI persona of me and all these other journalists?!!!!!

Thank you @caseynewton.bsky.social for shaming them into at least offering a paltry optoutβ€” although obviously that is not enough.

www.platformer.news/grammarly-ex...

10.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 442 πŸ” 170 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 23

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

10.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 4662 πŸ” 1001 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 14

Food: $100 per week
Rent: $1500 per month
Power: $150-300 per month depending how much the local "AI" data center uses
Pay: $7.25 per hour before taxes with only 32 hours a week scheduled so the boss doesn't have to pay for health insurance

Please explain to me how you budget that.

10.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh hey we have proof of the thing we all knew was happening when it was happening

10.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The slide-whistle every time you jump or pick something up sends me every time.

10.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Solid beat-em-up gameplay, fun animations and sounds, fully voice-acted motion-comic cutscenes and in-game dialogue, and there's just something hilarious about Yvonne, the non-powered side character picking up a car and shuffling around knock-kneed like it's just a little heavy.

10.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Toxic Crusaders on Steam The Toxic Crusaders return for an all-new, all-action beat 'em up for one to four players! Grab your mop, tutu and attitude, and get ready to clean up the mean streets of Tromaville, one radioactive g...

This is getting it's beat em up adaptation pretty soon

store.steampowered.com/app/2303850/...

10.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh yeah this is a whole new game and I AM HERE FOR IT

10.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Second. Second beat-em-up adaptation. The first was on the NES. This might be a remaster or it might be a whole new game. We shall see! :D

10.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Downloaded. Compressed. Shared.

10.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 1995 πŸ” 713 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 11
Captured from an amazon page, an image of the Toxic Crusaders NES cartridge by Bandai

Captured from an amazon page, an image of the Toxic Crusaders NES cartridge by Bandai

And YES there was a tie-in video game for the NES

10.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just remembered that there was a Toxic Avenger cartoon around this time, complete with a toy line.

10.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas but everyone agrees it's fine to continue the atrocity as long as the child is trans

10.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 228 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Cartoon was probably better than the mocie and ehoever decided to license Attack of the Killer Tomatoes for animation was fucking BRILLIANT!

10.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

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A screengrab of the opening sequence of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes the cartoon, in which a bunch of the titular fruit charge towards the screen from Gangrene's lab.

A screengrab of the opening sequence of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes the cartoon, in which a bunch of the titular fruit charge towards the screen from Gangrene's lab.

10.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
RAMBO

RAMBO

The Real Ghostbusters

The Real Ghostbusters

MIB MEN IN BLACK The Animated Series

MIB MEN IN BLACK The Animated Series

Back To The Future 
The Animated Series

Back To The Future The Animated Series

STOP MAKING LIVE ACTION VERSIONS OF CARTOONS AND GO BACK TO MAKING CARTOON VERSIONS OF LIVE ACTION MOVIES

10.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 376 πŸ” 142 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 17

I violently agree with this dek:

β€œThe idea that Democrats are weirdly and extremely obsessed with "identity politics" and pronouns is a right wing propaganda fiction not supported by polling data, and Democratic party leaders should not be perpetuating it.”

10.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 290 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

13 is middle school

10.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 2990 πŸ” 731 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 7

They want someone to excuse their shame of knowing they allowed this for a comfort that never came

10.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
DORAL, FL β€” White House Deputy Chief of Staff James Blair privately urged House Republicans on Tuesday to stop emphasizing "mass deportations" and instead focus their messaging on removing violent criminals, according to sources in the closed-door briefing.

DORAL, FL β€” White House Deputy Chief of Staff James Blair privately urged House Republicans on Tuesday to stop emphasizing "mass deportations" and instead focus their messaging on removing violent criminals, according to sources in the closed-door briefing.

This is one reason why we cannot "concede" on "the worst of the worst" framing. Defund the police, all the police, is the only way.

10.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 377 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you guys no longer employ artists?

10.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even moreso, why the fuck does a transphobe get credit for something that reportedly has existed since at least the 16th century? Imagine if she took credit for chocolate, too, because it keeps showing up in the books?

10.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Give me a fucking break... WAPO declares "Epstein class" to be Iranian propaganda

10.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 353 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 61
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I was walking past this display from McCormick spices when I saw this thread

10.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0