Allan Courtney

We have a bottle of The Keeper's Release from 2025. Sill unopened.

I want a best-friend crow that brings me gifts like tiny pebbles, stray bullets, etc.

Take them with you.

Take Monday off.

Thanks for making us feel so old. Me more than her, of course.

That was such a great performance. I know the film wasn't about him, but it really was.

There are so many people I'd like to get into a game like that.

Who?

Oklahoma? You go girl.

Apple's MacBook Neo makes repairs easier and cheaper than other MacBooks Neo is the first MacBook in a long time with an easily replaceable keyboard.

Has Apple finally bought a ticket for the clue train?

I wish that state wasn't so close to me.

This is not an Onion headline. It is real. I repeat, it is real.

we're so fucked.

warmongering, murderous, motherfuckers.

think lindsey graham is their queen.

My favorite in Lexington is Blue Door.

I wonder if Morgan & Morgan, et al, have made John Daly a partner yet?

good weed, good whisky, and good bbq

Lords a-leaving: Britain is ejecting hereditary nobles from Parliament after 700 years Britain is ending the centuries-old tradition of hereditary aristocrats sitting in Parliament’s House of Lords.

Just shut the entire upper house down already.

I wonder how much they pay all those white people to stand and wave flags and signs behind that child raping motherfucker?

Kroger disappoints almost daily. But Publix has come to town, and a new one is being built very close to our neighborhood.

We have high hopes.

Telescopes Team Up for New View of Cat's Eye Nebula - NASA In Euclid’s wide, near-infrared, and visible light view, the arcs and filaments of the nebula’s bright central region are situated within a halo of colorful fragments of gas zooming away from the star...

stunned

Christ. What an asshole.

Poor babies.

At times, I’m serious, brooding.

I'll be there.

These new winter tires have studs that retract as it warms up Clever polymer science and a little robotic precision created the Hakkapeliitta 01.

OMGosh. This is amazeballs. A truly useful invention.

Ig Nobels ceremony moves to Europe over security concerns Marc Abraham: “During the past year, it has become unsafe for our guests to visit the country."

What is really sad, is that the Trump administration doesn't give a shit about this loss to our culture. He's such a hateful MOTHERFUCKER.

Thankfully, no other president ever needed to.

What's Grammarly? No, really. I have no idea. Probably to my advantage.