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purplewooper

@pvrplewooper

Bsky’s premiere non-binary shitposting amphibian #YASS 😍😍 Ty β€’ they/them β€’ 28 β€’ Seattle πŸŒƒ My interests include but are not limited to: pokemon, pop music, JRPGS, drag race and sci-fi/fantasy! Please do not take anything I say seriously

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My impact can’t even be measured

10.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is me putting my headphones on to goon before bed

10.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Each session was 6-7 hours

10.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well yes but he only put 3 loads in this buttgina

10.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s breadcrumbs you can follow but I will not be speaking out at this time

10.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me? No

10.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mayhaps

10.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Then you must go on my profile a lot

10.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well this one is a joke

10.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What words would you mute from pw

10.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never seen an episode

10.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this pw shade?

10.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So that’s actually my IP

10.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So it’s only ok for you to come under my posts being a menace? πŸ€”πŸ’­ I can’t do the same? 🀨

10.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bad bunny put 32 loads in my ass and I sucked his nuts for 32 hours straight for his 32nd birthday

10.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

So what exactly is the context here

10.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish they’d make more gen 1 😍😍

10.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Edging this mozzarella stick til it fucking busts I’m saving up a big cheese pull for zaddy

10.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Im so fucking sick of faggots inventing new family guy clips to respond with like damn why is there a clip for every context I’m tired of it

10.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

No I just wanted to say hi

10.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry

10.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is she dressed like that

10.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ain’t no body want her dusty ass cookie

10.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No my wooper pink or purple depending on how recently it’s been beat up

10.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yall know I’m purplewooper down

10.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Purplewooper flavor

10.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What if your pooter stank

10.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s crazy how everyone want my cookie πŸ˜³πŸ˜πŸ˜­πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ˜‹

10.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Me after I dropped my phone in the pool but then I stuck it in a bag of rice:

10.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sort of kind of yea

10.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0