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Lori Selke

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Lyft time is highly subjective.

25.02.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I'd tried a warehouse job for a few days but just couldn't do it."

30.12.2025 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You started it.

05.11.2025 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness.

02.10.2025 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 8704 ๐Ÿ” 5461 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 230 ๐Ÿ“Œ 217

I didn't miss it. I sure think Klein did, though.

30.09.2025 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep.

22.09.2025 10:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only dispute "starting." Otherwise, ๐ŸŽฏ

02.09.2025 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Newsom can't be President because he's an asshole with bad politics but he can absolutely goad the current President into doing dumb and loud shit and there is no greater need in the moment than a loathsome fuck to anger and annoy the other loathsome fuck

15.08.2025 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 4604 ๐Ÿ” 665 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 149 ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

No I don't want "humane" deportations, for the same reason I don't want "friendly" cops in schools or "understanding" genital inspectors at sporting events.

The problem is the fascism, not that the fascism is rude.

29.07.2025 14:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 7900 ๐Ÿ” 2587 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61 ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

Fuck all y'all centrist scolds forever and ever, amen.

29.07.2025 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fwiw, they probably confused you and Ellen with me and Steven re: the health insurance thing (which was also about timing more than intent per se, but whatever Newsweek)

22.07.2025 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incorrect. Check your demographics.

02.06.2025 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish most media coverage was more clear on this point.

21.04.2025 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Auschwitz โ€” a complex of over 40 concentration and extermination camps โ€” was not located in Nazi Germany either.

14.04.2025 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 8576 ๐Ÿ” 3146 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 114 ๐Ÿ“Œ 101
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Have Kristi Noem go back there again and ask every single prisoner their name until she finds him.

01.04.2025 14:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I almost forgot to post this, and it's the perfect day for it.

31.03.2025 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 27050 ๐Ÿ” 4147 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 151 ๐Ÿ“Œ 113

(it me)

13.03.2025 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are we great again yet?

28.02.2025 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...replacement mouse feet? Dare I ask?

27.02.2025 02:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, and btw, if any of you newly-added nice people out there have any job or contract work leads, let me know. I'm looking.

09.01.2025 07:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Three people in a wood paneled conference room and one remotely on-screen.

Three people in a wood paneled conference room and one remotely on-screen.

Introducing Dr. @yesthatselke.bsky.social!

24.11.2024 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just followed back a bunch of people. Hello parents of twins (me too), Michigan folks (raised in EL but in Cali now), and other unexpected demographics! Hi to all the academics, geeks, and queer/enby/trans folks, too.

09.01.2025 06:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someday I will look back at this and go "huh?" Note to self: I was talking about raw milk cultism.

09.01.2025 06:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you desire probiotics in your dairy, may I suggest learning to make yogurt?

22.11.2024 04:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What was I known for on eX-Twitter? Having a profile pic of Louise Brooks hefting some big guns, I guess.

13.11.2024 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh look, here I am. Hi.

26.07.2023 06:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0