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I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognise the Sevii Islands.

10.03.2026 12:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like Harry Potter has become more complicated from the author's repellent politics but also from how the story expanded in its final installments. The class issues of boarding schools is present from the start but, like a lot of it, not pressing until later on.

10.03.2026 12:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ. What a wet sandwich.

10.03.2026 11:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry, but this is some peak "things can never get better" shit.

10.03.2026 11:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, it would be a shame for him to disrupt the obvious success story we've all been enjoying under Labour by, uh, doing things that people like.

10.03.2026 10:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Genesis - Firth Of Fifth (Official Audio)
Genesis - Firth Of Fifth (Official Audio) YouTube video by Genesis

Haven't done a Tunesday in a while since who gives a shit, and also I've been listening to a bunch of J-pop, but I'm back again with my dad shit.

Genesis - Firth of Fifth.

10.03.2026 10:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they want to repent, they can do it outside of parliament.

10.03.2026 10:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're just trying to save their jobs. They don't really give a shit about what their party's done and continues to do. They're not remorseful. They just don't want to have to get a real job.

10.03.2026 10:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess we're going to go with "the Iranians are at fault for building a school right in the middle of the country we wanted to bomb."

10.03.2026 09:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He looks like if someone developed a life-ruining addiction to wearing the mask from The Mask.

10.03.2026 08:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It doesn't count when the 100 citizens are other MPs, think tank directors and tech company executives.

10.03.2026 08:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow, a rare win for common sense. Did they crack open the windows and get some air in or something?

10.03.2026 08:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't get more reasonable than that. Let's do it.

10.03.2026 08:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The handsomest Disney prince is Eric in The Little Mermaid. I'd bang him and none of the others. No, I don't like men.

10.03.2026 07:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why would they ever trust US diplomacy? Why would any country?

10.03.2026 07:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Relitigating the 2024 election from now until the end of time is extremely helpful. So much better than in any way addressing any of the horrors.

10.03.2026 07:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, Trump just killed his dad so my guess is no.

09.03.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha, in eighteen months I'm fucked. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

09.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A venture capitalist? Couldn't you have found someone with a bit more humanity, like a convicted serial killer or a sentient robot that's powered by children's nightmares?

09.03.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh wow, almost-equality, subject to terms and conditions. Just what everyone dreams of.

09.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sincerely believe deep down in my soul that trans people could fix Britain if they let us.

09.03.2026 15:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry.

09.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, it's Friday!

09.03.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love how you're a fucking idiot. It's very cool.

09.03.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this just some posho Times weirdo who's never had a job, for some reason deciding to to chide all of us for her posho friends having the temerity to learn a foreign language?

09.03.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You really, really do not want to use Japan of all places as an example of conservatism working. Good god.

09.03.2026 13:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think "what if we called rent something sillier" counts as evolving, but the framing of mortgages as incomprehensible doesn't help your case.

09.03.2026 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Conservatism has never been "social glue". You can tell because of how we've had full throttle conservatism non-stop for longer than any of us have been alive and everything's currently falling apart.

09.03.2026 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well this clearly explains why Labour is extremely popular right now and not at all on course to lose hundreds and hundreds of seats. Can't argue with results.

09.03.2026 12:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah yes, hormuzsexuals.

09.03.2026 11:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0