Chat real talk if a guy keeps feeding you bacon, starts giving you countdowns for when the next batch will be done, and keeps teasing you about bacon and you tell him to stop making it to see less of you and he keeps making more and telling you about it… that doesn’t mean anything… right?
Not that this adds any context really I’m just as confused and can’t let this damn interaction go until I know what he meant
Context: at work a guy who I used to work with in a different department called me a mouse as I was walking through his department’s back room his exact words when he saw me was “ah I thought I heard a mouse”
If I guy were to call you a mouse how would you take it
Upon further reflection they just make no sense
Y’all either I’m dumb as hell with men or they truly make so sense
The thrilling conclusion nobody asked for: they refunded me half and shipped one (1). So… yay? Guess my sister and I get split custody of it.
Fingers crossed. It is pretty funny the more I think about it 😭 My sister and I both love the album so I was hoping for it to be part of her Christmas present. Thank you for easing my stress
I have the first one! I haven’t cracked it open yet, but it sounded so good I had to get it
To be fair it did allow me to buy two and I have the order confirmation I’m just panicking now
My anxiety is not built for this
I’m so scared they’re going to cancel my order because I got one for me and one for my sister BEFORE I read the fine print that said “limit 1 per order”. I saw the snow globe panicked and added 2 to my cart and hit check out
This is so real honestly
People act like they were in that relationship too it’s just so… ugh
jealous of everyone who got hoax lyrics though that song has been my baby since its release
Love this 🩶 jealous of everyone who got hoax lyrics though
Taylor Swift's folklore as your birthchart!! 🍃
Please rt for visibility! 🩶
This album is so special, you really cannot lose here!
She’s free loading tonight
My sister got offended that she wasn’t handed the bill at dinner and I was 💀
our invisible string has tied us together as wives ❤️ we eloped this week to ensure our marriage was secure and official before the next presidency. I’ve never been more full of joy in my life.
the eras tour brought us together & we will forever be grateful to taylor for giving us eternal daylight.
Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "
Of course 🫶🏻
This is so cool! You’re so talented!!
Hand embroidered hoop art of Taylor Swift in a black and yellow plaid dress at the VMAs
excited to share my #embroidery projects on here and hopefully get some more eyes on them 🥹 starting off strong with a recent fave, #taylorswift in plaid at the vmas!
I’m so normal about this
This is so real because it’s so cute but that price?
Might just wait till Black Friday/cyber Monday to see if they put anything on a decent sale
Hi! How are you?
You too! 🫶🏻
