Lily Rose

"prepare yourself for the absolutely insufferable lack of satisfaction found in forgiveness" - ethel cain with her facts

I get the same amount of dopamine from you reciting the latest chapter of His Front Bench Woman as I get from you repeatedly dying in Sonic on the Sega Megadrive and saying "That's actually a pro gamer speedrun strat" so, honestly, bring on the blue hedgehogs

oh yeah. I forgot about this thing.

instead of stressed i lie here charmed

TomTom, a large elderly tabby tomcat, asleep under and on top of a green floral duvet. One of his big paws is outstretched in luxurious slumber

REAL pussy indulgence

There's something so joyful and lovely about these shots. They're absolutely lovely.

And I will nominate my dog, who has never appeared in a motion picture, for an Academy Award. No one deserves it more.

dumb is an ableist term, how dare you

like to charge repost to cast

youre legit putting your life on the line for this but you're unbelievably right, ancient dreams was incredibly mid

it's just me and my 400 plays of whitney houston's 'all the man that I need' against the horrors of life

Okay, stop me if you've heard this one

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asks the rabbit "Hey there, what's your blood type?"

and the rabbit says "I think I'm a Type O."

"I wrote you a poem." he threatened.

Incest enjoyers be like "mom says it's my turn on the penis"

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

Am in bed and the cat is carefully walking up and down the length of my body, occasionally stopping to jump up and down on various spots

Sir this is not going to alter my overall texture or give

You get what you get

Please lie down

your twitter game is so strong, honestly

load the dishwasher incorrectly and it's on SIGHT

got the weirdest impression im upset with someone.

to the best of my knowledge i have made no new enemies.

who am i mad at????

You don't own any briefs

a transmasculine person in naught but briefs giving me a sensual massage wouldn't fix everything about me but i say we give it a goddamn shot, okay

I have simply not been the same since A League Of Their Own

"The world is an unfair place, child.

Be glad you have friends."

fifteen BILLION?!?!?!? I guess this is 'finding out'?

It/Its pronouns took me a second. He/Him lesbians also took me a second. Each time I sat down and asked myself "who does it hurt?" and "why does it matter?" and whaddaya know, turns out the answers are no one and nothing. free love, baby!

You fully had me thinking Bob Dylan was the Spin Doctors, go to bed without supper

A witch thinking on their couch surrounded by ghost cats. There's a wand next to them and books on the floor.

Wish. 🌠

Screenshots from the Game Changer episode "Second Place" where Brennan Lee Mulligan is saying "we're here celebrating what I can only describe as the sickness at the core of America".

happy presidents day

"boy": you know... I think I might be happier if I was a girl.

Her dad: understood I will end civilization

can u blame us. look at this judgemental potato.