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Animator, Non-League Football Sufferer, Enjoyer of Certain Music

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This REM -> Golden Girls theme tune mashup is decent.

12.03.2026 07:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

100% either someone told him he looked a bit like Colin Farrell, or he just saw a picture of Colin and "it moved", so now we've got this thing.

I do get a strong urge to cut my fingers off when I see Benny, so maybe there's something in it.

11.03.2026 09:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Went out last night to a gig.
Drank booze, got in after midnight.

I am no longer able to withstand this sort of behaviour.

I'm hoping for an early night and watching Indiana Jones.

08.03.2026 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
That lovable rogue McNulty from The Wire uttering his timeless catchphrase of "What the fuck did I do?"

Oh, Jimmy... You are the living end!

That lovable rogue McNulty from The Wire uttering his timeless catchphrase of "What the fuck did I do?" Oh, Jimmy... You are the living end!

Me?

08.03.2026 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listen to a bit of Sam Cooke.

Do it now.

You'll feel better.

08.03.2026 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love Columbo, but it's disgraceful that they made Benny from Short Circuit do white face to get the part in this one.

08.03.2026 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL

More like Rottenham Flopspurs #amirightlabs

05.03.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mayor Of Simpleton - 2001 Remaster

Fuck it.

Sunny morning, get this blaring.

Perfect.

open.spotify.com/track/39eEVH...

04.03.2026 09:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL

#Football

03.03.2026 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will never forget that Disney deprived us of a conclusion to The Mysterious Benedict Society.

Not only that, but they deleted it from existence!

28.02.2026 06:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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mcdonald 's clown playing a guitar with the words i 'm loving it below him ALT: mcdonald 's clown playing a guitar with the words i 'm loving it below him

I just don't think they have a bloody clue about any of the policies beyond a headline.

Caroline Flint was horrific, still banging on about legalising drugs as if they'd be sold in 10p mixes.

Dinosaurs.

27.02.2026 07:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I don't understand... I really don't."

Ha, cope more.

27.02.2026 06:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh dear.

The poor GMB hosts who have only ever met right wing politicians are completely unable to have a serious conversation about policies.

It's fucking embarrassing how childish @zackpolanski.bsky.social is making them seem.

Excellent stuff!

27.02.2026 06:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally, something AI that I can get behind.

Press the button!

End this fucking nightmare!

25.02.2026 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A massive fatberg blocking a sewer.

A massive fatberg blocking a sewer.

The State of The Union

25.02.2026 05:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We really need to start bullying AI users.

20.02.2026 08:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to buy a new PC for work, the boy wanting Gorillaz tickets last year made me delay.

Now I'm thinking of becoming a plumber.

20.02.2026 08:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I reckon there's too many stones in curling.

The first 4 are just fucking useless.

Get me in charge, I'll shake the whole fucking game up.

I'd have kneecapped the Canadian cheaty boy for starters.

19.02.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Queen must be spinning in her grave!

ยฃ7m of the gold horde given to a prole, and Andrew still gets arrested!

#AbolishTheMonarchy

19.02.2026 10:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with a beard and a necklace . Alt: Omar from The Wire saying "Oh Indeed" You know, because Brewdog have been consistently one of the absolute worst of businesses. Schadenfreude my good man!

"You're happy that people are losing money they invested in Brewdog?"

19.02.2026 07:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Arsenal are fucking shit.

Triple captained Gabriel for these two nailed on clean sheets.

Livid M8.

I blame @zafarcakes.bsky.social

18.02.2026 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pam Bondi at that hearing is literally Parker Posey in Best in Show.

18.02.2026 07:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Of course I'm not being paid by anyone!"

Hangs up.

Totters off with his hand carved clothes pegs in the hope he can trade some of them for a crust of bread.

18.02.2026 07:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Still can't get over that clip of Steven (the bad at thinking man's thinking man) Bartlett looking really chuffed because AI can make thousands of podcasts using his voice.

Imagine opening your podcast app of choice and thinking that there's a dearth of content.

The man's a fucking lunatic.

17.02.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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UP NEXT FOR THE TOWN

Back home at the PSD Stadium
๐Ÿ“… Saturday 21st February
โฐ 3PM KO

We welcome Mersey Valley in the @CheshireFL ๐Ÿ†

This is our dedicated fixture for @FvHtweets ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
Football is for everyone. #fvh2026

FREE ENTRY thanks to #mcrbuildingsupplies ๐Ÿ™Œ

#TownTeam

15.02.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The University of Life should lose its accreditation.

15.02.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've just discovered a new classic Christmas tune.

The b-side to Land of Make Believe by Bucks Fizz

14.02.2026 11:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I never had the legend that is Paul Scholes down as being a movie buff.

@vfa-expert.bsky.social

13.02.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cartoon. Person says to other person โ€žWe invented a robot that answers questions.โ€œ, adding, โ€žwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayโ€œ. The other person asks โ€žBut it answers the questions correctly?โ€œ Person responds โ€žOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.โ€œ

By Aram J. French

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Cartoon. Person says to other person โ€žWe invented a robot that answers questions.โ€œ, adding, โ€žwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayโ€œ. The other person asks โ€žBut it answers the questions correctly?โ€œ Person responds โ€žOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.โ€œ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

12.02.2026 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 12670 ๐Ÿ” 4118 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 63
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Highlander 3: The Cunting

12.02.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 160 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5