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I'm drinking coffee somewhere. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. Abortion is healthcare. "With fingernails that shine like justice." πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ’™

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i’ve come to believe that we will never solve the literacy crisis by talking about reading as β€œwatering the garden of your mind” or whatever. books are, and have always been, the favored medium of God’s purest freaks and degenerates. Reading isn’t a salad. If you’re doing it right, it’s a vice.

13.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 431 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 8
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Ilya has something fat to give Shane -

13.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Currently listening to:

(New)
Paris Paloma
Daisy the Great
Serena Ryder
Rose Betts
Stephen Sanchez
The Sheepdogs

(Old)
Scissor Sisters
Hozier
AWOLNATION
Cake

13.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're everywhere! (unlike the boats 🀣)

13.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a joke in there about boats and bisexuals going in both directions. 😌

13.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Because I'm both bi and Jewish do I get extra rebellion points?

13.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a love letter to chapter 6 of "Their Eyes Were Watching God"

that is all

12.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve decided to be less stupid going forward

12.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 661 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 26

When you're having such a lousy time that you look at a beautiful sunrise and a great moon and your first thought is just, "Good try, friends. Solid effort. You'll get 'em next time."

10.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you ever just stare at your name on things, like bills and work emails and prescription bottles, and go, that's a person right there. that name is a person and that person is me. what a thing that is, that I am a person, with a name.

09.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A good barometer for my mental health is how often I have to rewash the same load of laundry because I can't manage to get it into the dryer before it starts to smell.

I just restarted it for the fourth time.

09.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, they count on people being too ignorant or too tired or too poor to fight. I hate it here.

08.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes!! A good doctor's office has some very angry form letters ready to go, because insurance always pulls this crap. Arguing brand name vs generics is part of a doctor's job to treat patients appropriately. Let them fight!

08.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A plush red book that says, "I like my men fictional."

A plush red book that says, "I like my men fictional."

I saw this and my brain read, "I like my men functional," instead. πŸ™ƒ

07.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a Jew, I am actively afraid of Pete Hegseth.

07.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like we collectively need a better word than "tired," to describe our current state of existence. The word can't carry the weight, the word itself is tired. We can do better.

06.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If you are sitting and idling in a handicapped spot with neither tag nor sticker on your car then you are an unrepentant asshole and you deserve terrible things.

05.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Double stupid because 1. He got in the first place and 2. He never got it removed

05.03.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My whole family was awake unusually early this morning and the real problem with this is that they turned on all the lights. Why would they do that. Early morning hours are for sitting in the dark with coffee, silently contemplating the horrors of existence.

04.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you can't remember your last one. πŸ₯΄

Major hygiene (sleep included) lapses were always the five alarm fire for me.

04.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1. The ability to recognize toxic love in our society is painfully uncommon.
2. The ability to read (and think!) critically is also painfully uncommon.
🫠
... on that uplifting note, I'm off to try and correct those problems with my current crop of students! 🀣

03.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1. The ability to recognize toxic love in our society is painfully uncommon.
2. The ability to read (and think!) critically is also painfully uncommon.
🫠
... on that uplifting note, I'm off to try and correct those problems with my current crop of students! 🀣

03.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As an English teacher, WH is interesting because of the ways that it shows *generational* trauma - it's much more of a portrait of unhappy families rather than a love story between two people (which is how the new movie is presented). Jane Eyre has some of that but not as much.

03.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah. Probably due to some combo of
1. spices aren't manly
2. flavor will make them gay
3. Spices are ethnic (because we all know it is pale skinned people doing this)
🫠

03.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hated it and much preferred Jane Eyre instead (Which has its own ✨problems✨ but it IS ultimately a great love story).

03.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Girl dinner" was at least hilarious.

02.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's snowing. Again. 🫠

02.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Teaching denotation vs connotation by just saying, "it's Monday."

02.03.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😭

01.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With the Ides comes Caesar's death and like, I dunno if we are gonna get that lucky.

01.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0