“The Fixer” Paesano

Fuck every American that voted for Trump.

Someone sent this to me today & it’s sound advice. When there are clowns who continually want to drag you into their circus, you can choose to remove yourself. I don’t like the circus. And I certainly don’t like clowns. I remove myself. 😊

I recognize he may not have
been the culprit, and I may have made a mistaken claim. I have deleted the statements. 2/2

In or about 2022-2023, I made several statements about Keven Ages and his family and their alleged
online activities against women and families, including my own. I spoke based on incomplete
information and concluded too quickly. I did not have all the facts. 1/2

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It really isn’t. Even a lukewarm Happy Meal brings great displeasure.

Black print on white background: I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

I had my “dinner”. It was a Happy Meal. I had a cheeseburger dressed like a mac. I asked for milk so I could store it away for my latte tomorrow morning. I dipped my fries in ketchup. The beverage accompanying my meal was an Irish whiskey on the rocks. Cuz I’m fancy like that.

Okay, for real though. When do you want to get together to formulate a business plan? This could work.

That is me. I am the cat. The cat and I are one. 😂

It appears I haven’t been. 😬

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Did you know that “delusional narcissist” spelled backwards is “cunt”?

Now THAT’S a mani-cured meat.

I feel it’s gender neutral and I’ve always intended it that way. It feels weird saying “Hey All!” But that’s just me.

I wanna know what kind of a prick would want us to eat that kind of thing!

Precisely!! 😂😂😂

And then they also have smaller ones… I see various sized testicles on that ‘za. 🤣

Apparently it’s quite the delicacy. 😬

Not even a nibble? LOL

Also a rather prickish move, don’t you think?

That makes two of us… and likely many more.

It’s definitely a ballsy move. That’s for sure. 😳

No shooting the messenger.

A pizza with turkey testicles as a topping

People get really pissy about pineapple on pizza. How about turkey testicles on pizza? Apparently it’s a delicacy in Taiwan. As for me? I think it’s nuts.

Either have your generous relatives send some over from Italy. Failing that, you may find them at specialty food shops.

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Seems legit. @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social

This is true. It’s scientific fact.