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Lolol i'm keeping the typo. The delight is certainly being saved for later

5am is SHIT you're right -- I've already forgotten how early the glowworms get up. We need parent solidarity against delight savings now

Old gal yells at cloud

It doesn't matter as much for the baby bloc yet but they should join us for solidarity because they know it's coming

We expect children to just get hungry and tired an hour earlier suddenly?? Never mind the mornings. My older already sleeps like a log, and now I apparently also have to scream at her and shake her so she goes to school on time. Bad

I feel like if all of the parents in the US got together, we could defeat daylight savings

I tried to use speech to text to say "this juxtaposition is too much" and the computer ear thought I said "this jock's deposition is too much"

Once more, the machines do not have our best interest in mind

Whatcha doin?
Oh nothin *kicks rock* just writing a newsletter draft about the creeping dread I feel when I think too hard about how each of us is served a completely customized version of reality at any given moment

It's time for me to come clean about something. I liked Saltburn

So much power given to dipshits!!!

🙏

"appears to approach a subject"

New bio

😂

😂😭💜

I can't help but lol

Screenshot of email that says the sender "spent some time reading about the book"

Even poets get these AI-written marketing scam emails, but they don't even pretend to have read the book 😂 honestly, a nice touch, makes it more realistic

Going to get up at 6am to run at 7 🤝 having a deep conversation past my bedtime about AI vs human experience

Both can be true (for me unfortunately)

We really can have it all. No siri. No siri that was a typo I meant have.

Have.

Have.

H A L V E

There are certainly many more disgusting and shocking things in the files but one of the things that keeps disturbing me is how bad these freaks are at email. Just like, the formatting, the punctuation. Everything so shoddy and poor and lacking in every way.

Sleigh Bells in an ad for weightloss meds is peak "millennials are aging"

My 3yo listening to the Taron Egerton cover of "I'm Still Standing": "I love this song!"
Me: "The original version was performed by Elton John."
Him: "I love Meltin' John!"

Everybody gets hit with Body Stuff, but white women and the thinness thing is just diabolical. Like…they want y’all to look you’ve been surviving off cotton balls soaked in milk and roach carcasses.

Karma police, arrest this man

Snap, Crackle, and Pop hosting a manosphere podcast, calling Tony the Tiger a cuck, talking about milkmaxxing, etc.

Lol/Sob would be a good name for a manuscript rn

I suddenly feel like I've sent one penny to Columbia House

New poophemism just dropped much like an airpod

Tosi hyvä UMK kaiken kaikkiaan

Ew

This was so wildly fun for me.