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@betweenthecracks

Philosophical queries and life-changing hotdog recipes. A dash of spiciness, a dollop of cynicism and a sprig of parsley. A segue to prose. All posts pair best with a nice pinot noir and fresh crudité. Your hair looks great today by the way.

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01.01.2026 04:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel as though people who sit and feed pigeons are either really really lonely or know something we don’t.

06.11.2025 02:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only Justin Bieber song I know is by Billie Eilish.

23.10.2025 03:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was standing in line behind the Regional Manager of the Eastern ANTIFA office at the ATM today. She appeared to be depositing eleventy-seven trillion dollars.

15.10.2025 01:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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13.10.2025 01:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I try always to be open minded but whenever someone starts talking about pickleball I quietly plot their accidental demise.

10.10.2025 00:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only people who win culture wars are the people who want you distracted by your culture wars.

09.10.2025 01:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wednesdays are for screaming into the abyss, unless its' beach weather.

08.10.2025 21:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Arguing with an idiot makes you one too even though you may be using bigger words and have a PowerPoint deck.

02.05.2025 15:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's nothing wrong with being a non-conformist unless you're really into line dancing.

01.05.2025 19:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0