me: i dunno if i can make that light before it goes yellow, kind of dicey
guy four cars back: if your red green color blind nobody can tell you to stop at any light
i don't know how to feel about this
sounds to me like you boys need to turn up your penfield mood organs
ridiculous in a good way
rhetoric is one of the main exports of a genuine theocracy
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
haha idiot I've already been swallowed by voracious Charybdis
SNAIL
SUEDE
what they don't have SATIN in the ladies locker room?
sounds perfectly cast
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee
*guarantee void in Tennessee
Chinchillazilla My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "Hogfather" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯 Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit. 5 minutes later: dude I swear I just had a full conversation with a rat skeleton My buddy Teatime pacing: the tooth fairy is lying to us December 23, 2023 at 5:41PM
my boyfriend [38/m] has a really small inventory (4 slots!) is this a red flag?
2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
thank you
i think it was fun
you know exactly what I meant
I don't know!
sometimes you'll be talking to a Canadian and they'll say something like "oh waow that rilly socks, eh" and what do you even do with that
This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.
every few years society reinvents the "coffee flavored coffee" rant from first principles. in fact the first known incident of coffee-flavored-coffee induced rage dates to 1534 when Ahmad bin Abd al-Haqq al-Sunbati persuaded a group of listeners to destroy coffee shops in Cairo selling flat whites
vagina bones tweet
i think you're forgetting someone
sorry to be that guy but every major corp's primary target demo is children because 1) they are selling drugs and kids are easy to hook, and 2) this country barely considers children human
Hedge your bets: email every woman you know
This is an excellent rule for storytelling but also implies that Philip Pullman witnessed the death of God as a boy.
"guy pretending to be British" is a Canadian archetype older than the country
Can. I've never heard anybody say the latter
who hasn't
well you knew what you were getting into when you asked Baron Zemo to supervise
