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@noisefy

Baker man is baking bread ☘️ Slow down. Relax. It's too late to worry

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We are the world police and bring the same attitude we have with domestic policing. You aren't allowed to resist and if I feel uncomfortable for any reason I get to kill you

12.03.2026 07:11 👍 77 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 1

I have no words

12.03.2026 14:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No bad apples. Feature, not bug.

It’s done been like this, for a while.

People are only just now waking up to this fact.

12.03.2026 13:40 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Don't give him ideas, or we'll end up paying him another handful of billions in taxpayer money for 'project RocketOil'

12.03.2026 14:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

why doesn't elon just load his rockets with oil and fly them through space to the usa

12.03.2026 13:02 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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I couldn't give a flying fuck what people buy with their food benefits. That's none of my damn business.

Let someone get a cake for their child on their birthday, for Christ's sake.

You MAGA dirt clods have way too much damn free time to be this pissy and nosy about other people's business.

12.03.2026 04:37 👍 53 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 0
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer YouTube video by John Lee Hooker - Topic

Say goodnight Gracie.

music.youtube.com/watch?v=QW-J...

12.03.2026 06:34 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It's always really fascinating to see this stuff, there's basically zero overlap between the mainstream network TV audience and online spaces like this so it leads to this bizarre paradox where all the most popular shows seemingly have zero cultural footprint

12.03.2026 05:30 👍 39 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

The president is handing out oversized clown shoes to his cabinet — and watching to see who refuses to wear them.

It's Solzhenitsyn's Stalin story come to life: the first person to stop applauding ended up in the gulag. The lesson then, as now — never be the first to stop clapping.

12.03.2026 03:27 👍 12498 🔁 3899 💬 498 📌 176

Hundreds of "I told you so's" and it's only been a little over one year

12.03.2026 00:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Idiocracy

12.03.2026 00:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So the shoegate I understand it is this:

1. Trump equals shoe size to dick size
2. Trump asks Rubio, Hegseth and the rest of the ilk about their shoe size.
3. They all yell, like 10, 11, big, huge.
4. Trump buys those for them, and they shamble around in shoes twice their size.

11.03.2026 17:15 👍 1856 🔁 296 💬 95 📌 116

lmao bsky.app/profile/cybo...

11.03.2026 12:34 👍 618 🔁 64 💬 16 📌 6

Big shoes, little Marco

11.03.2026 14:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hot take: Yes, Wemby is their best player and he's not even in his prime. But the Spurs became a contender when the Kings gave them De'Aaron Fox for a bag of chips. They're already a WCF level team, IMO

11.03.2026 02:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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WTAF? did they just keep fouling him the entire game

11.03.2026 02:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🧵

11.03.2026 01:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LOL I almost want to turn this game off. Easily the worst ref call of the season

11.03.2026 01:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

JB came to play

11.03.2026 00:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Solitude

#monoprint Acrylic on Paper

#art #printmaking #abstractfigurative

10.03.2026 19:41 👍 1007 🔁 87 💬 17 📌 2

Yeah let's take Russians at their word... fucking clownshow

10.03.2026 20:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who would have guessed that the legal system in America was so fragile that a single crazy president could ignore the whole thing, from the Constitution right down to state laws?
Why does the Supreme Court and Congress let this demented moron act like the dictator of a banana republic?

10.03.2026 01:43 👍 18973 🔁 4326 💬 1497 📌 366

Bernie's got a good sense of humor

10.03.2026 17:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Has anyone pointed out to ICE agents that if they're arresting people solely to collect a bonus, they're not law enforcement officers. They're bounty hunters.

I look forward to all of them losing their jobs and being blacklisted from serving in law enforcement.

10.03.2026 16:45 👍 10489 🔁 2441 💬 483 📌 107

Fuck this spineless pos

10.03.2026 01:40 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Eyebrowmaxxing

09.03.2026 17:35 👍 573 🔁 35 💬 38 📌 0

Armchair hawks are the worst. The worst

09.03.2026 23:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Legit laughed at this footnote.

09.03.2026 13:37 👍 126 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 0
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NEW: CBS News correspondent Scott MacFarlane just announced to the newsroom that he's leaving the network after 20 years.

Here's his goodbye note:

09.03.2026 13:45 👍 1641 🔁 460 💬 88 📌 41

He’s *just now* figuring that out?! OMG fuck this guy.

09.03.2026 05:04 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0