Screenshot from 1960s Japanese movie Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster. A serious-looking man in a suit is explaining his latest idea. Subtitle reads 'It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could ask Mothra to help.'
The latest White House thinking on the Strait of Hormuz.
She went to VMI! The first woman to graduate in the cadet program!
Yikes. We’re not doing so well, are we?
It’s steeping in dirty water.
Long baths.
It’s not *worth* $1790, it’s *priced* at $1790.
But with one-tenth the charm.
More like “Grand Larceny” by Ice-T.
4 Beavers Close whenever ol’ Nigel walks by a quartet of women.
Well, since families paid $1,300 last year for tariffs that are now illegal, I guess they won’t really notice the extra $1,300 in higher gas prices. It’s the Idiocracy Tax!
I love him, but c’mon!
A mistake by your AI doctor will probably kill you, so your wish may come true.
“I’m telling you!” That young woman needs to run for office. She’s a straight-talker and *connects* with the listener. She’s a natural.
Harrison Ford was a teenage crush. How can he be 83? That means I’m…oh, shit.
He should have resigned months ago for that Signal chat security breach!
My message to the Dems, in the immortal words of Mona Lisa Vito: “You’re gonna do great, just great…as long as you don’t fuck up!”
Do you sport?
I was surprised to learn that Florsheims is still around.
Add some cinnamon and sugar!
Their world is a hell of a lot more “real” than yours, buddy.
Not Edward.
That’s not what they voted for!
The price of gas at my local Exxon rose 20¢ in the time it took to do my grocery shopping.
I know they say “there’s no such thing as a stupid question,” but that’s the stupidest question I’ve ever heard.
Murdered?!? How awful! Sending peaceful, healing vibes to all affected.
I knew it!!!
Ugh. I never thought of it that way. I guess a good “Meet John Doe” wouldn’t be believed nowadays. ☹️
