Ryan

I think we’re going to see them for a friends birthday in a little less than a month.

I just got hailed on too, just SW of Olympic National Park…
Weird weather today…

I had an ex kick me out of the car 2 yrs in a row on The Eel river. 97-99ish
One was def after a phish run…
LMAO 😂

We’re supposed to get 4” of rain Tuesday-Friday 🌧️
That’s a lot.

Creek will be in yard for the 1st time this year…

Crab cakes I picked then froze straight from the OR coast…

Again, again…

AT&T 3 phones and a watch for $223.
Would be happy to see everybody air their phone laundry…

Bad ass camp chair from REI..
My butt likes it (and stuff)…

Cooking without the burner on again…

OMG. What if Geno goes back to the Jets.
#boweltier

I saw you lurking in the ladies undergarment section in Target 🎯 you pervert…

Those are heady shafts bro…
Guess you can expense it for the biz…

I hope they put you in the Green Room you deserve it…

Just got up like I was going to work today…
Jokes on me..

I think you just need tighter spandex and a headband. That would do the trick…

I looked for the 2/11 show last night. But it wasn’t on the app on my tv so I watched 2/21.

New work location just dropped….

The closest that Charlie Crocket tour gets to me is a Tuesday at Edgefield east of Portland.

Coming all the way to PNW to play Tues-Thursday shows in 3 different cities is sorta wild though…

Happy Birthday 🎈

Proceed with caution.
I had 2 not 3 last year.

It was responsible for 100% of my 3 sharts last year.
I don’t fuck with it anymore but there was a time I absolutely loved it.

I almost exclusively get gas where I can use my Fred Meyer points.
Most times I get $1 off.

Catching shit in the group chat about the time “I sharted at Red Rocks”

Going to see my ex who’s in Seattle that I haven’t seen in 25 yrs…
Hey, she contacted me…
#gooddude

Gonna have to do a lot of dispensing to get as many decks wet as possible…

You might need a Pez dispenser full of that estrogen laced to get through this…

Picture of red rock buttress from up near the airport in Sedona.

FT: 1- 3 day Dicks Field.
Must have:
July 29th MSG Sec 108 Seats 7-9
Need to be with (redacted’s) new crew she met on Jam Cruise.

Didn’t get to queue until 9:03.
Then was #774 in line.
Then I pulled 3- 3 day fields.

I’m in the waiting room.