Like bro, chill. #parenting #kids #dinner #scary

Who can relate? #parentlife #adulting #dadlife #relatable #dadlife

Celsius is life. I’m nothing without them. #energydrinks #celsius #adulting #funny #relatable #adamsandler

A dad can dream. #dadlife #parenting #kids #lawncare

I know Google says they’re Open but I can’t trust that. I gotta be SURE. #adulting #lifehack #lifetips #funny #relatable

Sometimes being an adult is awesome. And having free will takes the cake. 😉 #adulting #freewill #cake #havefun #livelife

I’m kiddding! Invite me! I won’t go but I still want to be invited. #fomo #fobi #adulting #relatable #funny

Oh that’s a hobby?! Then I’m in!

I think I need a hobby outside of parenting. #parenting #kids #parenthood #hobby #bored #dadlife

I bet they’ll think twice before trying to get in my bedroom again! #adulting #relatable #funny

Maybe a little too advanced for my little guy. It slaps tho. 🔥 #parenting #kids #netflix #kidsshow #counting #education

Why is it so embarrassing?! #adulting #groceryshopping #toiletpaper #kroger #relatable #funny

But hey, that’s off my To Do List for the day! #chores #laundry #dirtyclothes #adulting #dadlife

Not on my watch. Not. On my. Watch!!

You know, those classic hits from the 1900’s. #40andover #cleaning #dadlife

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." -Jack Handy

Elvis Presley would have been 88 years old today. Happy birthday King!
I know many others are like me and celebrate this day with as much enthusiasm as we do with Cinco De Mayo, so just a reminder to celebrate responsibly. #dontdrinkanddrive #elvispresley #kingofrocknroll #elvis #dontdodrugs

Anybody else forget to check their kid’s lunchbox when they came home for Winter Break 2 1/2 weeks ago, and just now found what I think used to be a half eaten sandwich? No? Just me? Okay then
#dadlife
#parenting
#kids
#winterbreak

You might want to write this down. #lifehack

New year, same me.

Kids are great. Right up until the age where they have an opinion about what they wear.

Right on time! #dadlife #christmas #xmas #💩 #coffee

Moms on Christmas Part 2 with all the dad stuff I missed apparently 🤣 #dadlife #momlife #christmas

I got my 11yo to understand fractions enough to pass his math test!

Wallet with:
Library Card
$1
Car Insurance Card
Health Insurance Card
Dental Insurance Card
DL
Grocery coupon

Reading glasses
AA battery
A rock my kid found
Used tissue
iPhone
Pocket knife
Temp tattoo of Optimus Prime
Bandaids
Random LEGO piece

Finally something to look forward to

Choices, choices. #grinch

We all play a part. #momlife #dadlife #christmas #xmas