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Well it's certainly true of the president
In times of war there's always a minute for a quick game of 'touch the paedo'
“Who was Jesse Jackson?”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
Wow that is batshit crazy. Forgive me as I'm English, but wasn't this a serious paper once? Now just seems as bonkers as the Telegraph over here (amongst others)
He's not even Peter Griffin
Story time, y'all, about the time I witnessed nearly this exact scenario play out in real time.
It's 2003 or 2004. Serena, Venus, Anna Kournikova, and Brenda Shultz-McCarthy played an indoor exhibition event at Rupp Arena.
Both Williams sisters had won majors at this point. 🧵/x
"When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus" - Turkish proverb.
It's like the Turks foresaw Trump happening.
Spain’s Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez on Iran:
“Remember that one can be against a hateful regime, as is the case with the Iranian regime, as is the whole of Spanish society, and at the same time be against an unjustified, dangerous military intervention outside of international law.”
Not in my name
Labour MP Clive Lewis doesn’t hold back on the Gorton and Denton result in this interview with ITV
This is true. A wonderful, joyous rant. Starts at 1hr 12
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist."
RT if Mick is right.
"'BANKSY of politics' goes back to the future with deepfake lampoons," chortled the Times on 6 February, lauding the man behind website the Crewkerne Gazette, which publishes AI-generated satirical videos of politicians.
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Deport him to Rwanda
Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers.
Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.
Left to right - Zia Yusuf, Robert Jenrick, Nigel Farage, Richard Tice and Suella Braverman
Welcome to Reform’s front bench
Yusuf, Hampton School, £29,916 per year
Jenrick, Wolverhampton Grammar, £17,835 per year
Farage, Dulwich College, £30,618 per year
Tice, Uppingham School, £58,176 per year
Braverman, Heathfield School, defunct private school
The authentic voice of the working class
Not sure he should have the right to defend himself like that in public. Doesn't happen for the female official that he abused
A sportsjoe image split into two. Top half shows a photo of Jim Ratcliffe with the words: £0 UK TAX PAID BY JIM RATCLIFFE IN 2025. Bottom half shows some cash and a letter from HM Revenue and Customs with the words: £17,000,000,000+ ESTIMATED UK TAX PAID BY IMMIGRANTS PER YEAR
Says the racist, ex-pat who lives in Monaco for tax reasons but is quite happy to take our taxes for his own businesses
Our defence isn't good enough to grind out a low block but the players bought in during January at least finally gave us some attacking threat. Can't believe we've chucked that away.
He's good, it's true.
I don't think my Ian McKellen anecdote has made it over from Twitter, so:
Bull's eye by @pbsportswriter.bsky.social for @playthegame-org.bsky.social. In private, many football and finance executives will agree that a disaster is brewing. But no-one dares speak out - yet - for fear of precipitating a crisis which will come to pass anyway.
Of COURSE Brexit is in the epstein files
PRIVATE EYE NAMED IN EPSTEIN FILES
In the latest files related to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein released by the US Justice Department, the Eye is denounced as “an absolute rag of a publication” by Epstein’s then lawyer, Paul Tweed…
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Tom Morello in Minneapolis last night. 🤩
KILLING IN THE NAME
